She calls it a Mayonegg. See for more good stuff.

Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. That's my son, you pothead! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? What have we always said is the most important thing? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. That's my son, you pothead! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.