You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. And the soup of the day is bread. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! But where did the lighter fluid come from? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I hear the jury's still out on science. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Tobias is Queen Mary. That's my son, you pothead! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. First I blow him, then I poke him. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Let me out that Queen. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.