You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. He's going to be all right. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. She calls it a mayonegg.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

You're Killing Me, Buster. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Family Love Michael. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Turn this skiff around! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. You can control your bladder when you're dead! And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Operation Hot Mother. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I made a huge tiny mistake. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Those are balls. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.