That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. A million ****ing diamonds! A night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Mission Accomplished. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) And the soup of the day is bread. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. A million ****ing diamonds! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. See for more good stuff.

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm gonna go get sexy. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Those are balls. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. But where did the lighter fluid come from? You're Killing Me, Buster. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)