I should be in this Poof. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

I hear the jury's still out on science. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I made a huge tiny mistake. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Mission Accomplished.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Shémale. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. What's up, fizz-ellas.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. There are dozens of us! Dozens! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

Family Love Michael. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. It's a wonderful restaurant!