No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It's a wonderful restaurant! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Daddy horny, Michael. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I hear the jury's still out on science. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Heyyyyy, hermano. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Oh, COME ON! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. The Army had half a day.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.