You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I may have committed some light treason. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Tobias is Queen Mary. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

It's a wonderful restaurant! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.