Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. But where did the lighter fluid come from? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Friday night. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

They frame my junk. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I hear the jury's still out on science. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Turn this skiff around!