Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. See for more good stuff.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I hear the jury's still out on science. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. This was a big get for God. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. If that man's straight, then I am sober. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? She calls it a mayonegg.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Annhog's coming? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?