Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Daddy horny, Michael. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I hear the jury's still out on science. God knows they're squinters. But where did the lighter fluid come from? It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

It walked on my pillow! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. God knows they're squinters. I should be in this Poof. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Annhog's coming?

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

I'm gonna go get sexy. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? If that man's straight, then I am sober. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Daddy horny, Michael. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.