Don't call my escorts whores. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? It's ok. You be with Yam. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. You can always tell a Milford man. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Fried cheese… with club sauce. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Daddy horny, Michael. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Chickens don't clap!

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Fried cheese… with club sauce. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Teamocil. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Monday morning. COME ON! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?