He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Don't call my escorts whores. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

Annyong. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Douche chill! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Way to plant, Ann! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?