It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Let's see some bananas and nuts! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. It's ok. You be with Yam. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.
I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.
But where did the lighter fluid come from? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.
I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..
There are dozens of us! DOZENS! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.
Butterscotch! Want a lick? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!
But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Turn this skiff around! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.