It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. First I blow him, then I poke him.

NO TOUCHING! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. He's going to be all right.

Tobias Fünke costume. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. See for more good stuff. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.