Are you at all concerned about an uprising? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Hair up, glasses off.

You're Killing Me, Buster. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Everybody dance… NOW. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Don't call my escorts whores.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Way to plant, Ann! Oh, COME ON! Also, your knee is on my heart. Shémale. Turn this skiff around! Butterscotch! Want a lick?

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I hear the jury's still out on science. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Mission Accomplished. This was a big get for God.

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Daddy horny, Michael. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Tobias is Queen Mary.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh, COME ON! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.