This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Tobias is Queen Mary. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I'm gonna go get sexy. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Don't call my escorts whores.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Also, your knee is on my heart. I should be in this Poof. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! If that man's straight, then I am sober. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Touché, Pandora. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.