Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. What have we always said is the most important thing?

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Quicken! Premiere! What's up, fizz-ellas. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I should be in this Poof. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Heyyyyy, hermano. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!