Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. One for the ladies.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I'm gonna go get sexy.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Those are balls.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Turn this skiff around! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.