I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. There's a girl in my soup! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I made a huge tiny mistake. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

You're blowing my mind, Frank. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

God knows they're squinters. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Steve Holt? The moron jock? You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? First I blow him, then I poke him. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.