Mission Accomplished. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Douche chill! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

It's a wonderful restaurant! Fried cheese… with club sauce. That's my son, you pothead! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? A million ****ing diamonds! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Those are balls. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!