I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Also, your knee is on my heart. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? He's going to be all right.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Family Love Michael. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Everybody dance NOW. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Quicken! Premiere! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Annyong.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Annhog's coming? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? They don't allow you to have bees in here. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?