If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Chickens don't clap!

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. What's up, fizz-ellas. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Oh, COME ON!

I've made a huge tiny mistake. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I'm sure Egg is a great person. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Steve Holt? The moron jock? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Annyong. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. One for the ladies.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!