One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Mission Accomplished. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. You're blowing my mind, Frank. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

What have we always said is the most important thing? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I made a huge tiny mistake.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Mission Accomplished. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. You're Killing Me, Buster. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.

GENE!! [screams] Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪