Heyyyyy, hermano. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. See for more good stuff.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. It's ok. You be with Yam. Touché, Pandora. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Way to plant, Ann!

It walked on my pillow! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Operation Hot Mother. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Chickens don't clap! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Everybody dance NOW. And the soup of the day is bread. God knows they're squinters.