Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Way to plant, Ann! The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

Say goodbye to THESE! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

Steve Holt? The moron jock? You boys know how to shovel coal? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Monday morning. COME ON! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. One for the ladies.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Tobias Fünke costume. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? A million ****ing diamonds! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I've made a huge tiny mistake. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Teamocil. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.