If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. And the soup of the day is bread. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Quicken! Premiere!

I'M A MONSTER!! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Touché, Pandora.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. Friday night. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

What's up, fizz-ellas. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Those are balls. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Don't call my escorts whores. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.