You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

Oh, COME ON! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Chickens don't clap! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. I may have committed some light treason. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw!

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. That coat costs more than your house! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I made a huge tiny mistake. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?