It walked on my pillow! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. It feels good to be back in a queen! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Shémale. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

That coat costs more than your house! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. With spicy club sauce. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

I hear the jury's still out on science. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Let me out that Queen. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I hear the jury's still out on science.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. They frame my junk. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. The Army had half a day.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! She calls it a mayonegg. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.