She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Let me out that Queen.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Turn this skiff around!

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Steve Holt? The moron jock?

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Mission Accomplished.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. This was a big get for God.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?