If that man's straight, then I am sober. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! It's ok. You be with Yam. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It walked on my pillow! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

Don't call my escorts whores. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Everybody dance… NOW.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.