It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Chickens don't clap! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Oh, COME ON!

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Let the great experiment begin! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Operation Hot Mother. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Chickens don't clap!

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Everybody dance… NOW. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Tobias Fünke costume. Monday morning. COME ON! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You're blowing my mind, Frank. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Douche chill! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It walked on my pillow! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.