There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

I made a huge tiny mistake. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I hear the jury's still out on science. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Let me out that Queen. A million ****ing diamonds! Hair up, glasses off. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. This was a big get for God. I'M A MONSTER!! What have we always said is the most important thing?