Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Shémale. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Everybody dance… NOW. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." There are dozens of us! Dozens! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! It's OUR nausea. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Say goodbye to THESE!

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Let's see some bananas and nuts! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! It walked on my pillow! Tobias is Queen Mary.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Annyong. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.