Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. That's my son, you pothead! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Hair up, glasses off. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

They don't allow you to have bees in here. Chickens don't clap! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Douche chill! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You can always tell a Milford man. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I may have committed some light treason. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I hear the jury's still out on science.