So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. If that man's straight, then I am sober. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Mission Accomplished. Happy Franklin Friday.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. A million ****ing diamonds! But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Mission Accomplished.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Annyong. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Turn this skiff around! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I may have committed some light treason. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.