I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Family Love Michael. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Turn this skiff around! GENE!! [screams] Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Operation Hot Mother. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? If that man's straight, then I am sober. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I made a huge tiny mistake. Daddy horny, Michael. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.