Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

You boys know how to shovel coal? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Douche chill! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Those are balls. You boys know how to shovel coal? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. One for the ladies.

One for the ladies. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… God knows they're squinters. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.