I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!
I'm gonna go get sexy. Let's see some bananas and nuts! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?
Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!
It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!
"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I'm gonna go get sexy. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!
She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!
It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Heyyyyy, hermano. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.
If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.
That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. The Army had half a day. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.