Monday morning. COME ON! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. What have we always said is the most important thing? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. They frame my junk. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Oh, COME ON! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. What have we always said is the most important thing? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Annhog's coming?

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. She calls it a mayonegg. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.