I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

I'm gonna go get sexy. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. See for more good stuff. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Turn this skiff around! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I'M A MONSTER!! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.