So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? There's a girl in my soup! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Annhog's coming? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. One for the ladies. Heyyyyy, hermano.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?