Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I hear the jury's still out on science. Those are balls. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Let the great experiment begin! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. You can always tell a Milford man. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! It's ok. You be with Yam. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I should be in this Poof. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Why are you squeezing me with your body? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Mission Accomplished.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.