Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Say goodbye to THESE! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Way to plant, Ann!

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh, COME ON! If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. God knows they're squinters. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Everybody dance NOW.

I may have committed some light treason. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. There's a girl in my soup! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.