Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Touché, Pandora. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Let me out that Queen. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Annyong. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Mission Accomplished. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! This was a big get for God. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? There's a girl in my soup! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.