Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Tobias is Queen Mary. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I hear the jury's still out on science. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

The Army had half a day. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Friday night. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. It's OUR nausea. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. You're Killing Me, Buster.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Fun and failure both start out the same way. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! What a fun, sexy time for you. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!