It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. It's OUR nausea.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! What's up, fizz-ellas.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

Let me out that Queen. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

Operation Hot Mother. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.