Family Love Michael. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You can always tell a Milford man. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Turn this skiff around! It's a wonderful restaurant! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Let me out that Queen. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Douche chill! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

You can always tell a Milford man. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? But where did the lighter fluid come from? What's up, fizz-ellas. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. You're Killing Me, Buster. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Butterscotch! Want a lick? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

She calls it a Mayonegg. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.