I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I made a huge tiny mistake. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. NO TOUCHING!

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Way to plant, Ann! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Douche chill! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! That's my son, you pothead! You can control your bladder when you're dead! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

What a fun, sexy time for you. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Turn this skiff around! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!