And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. GENE!! [screams] Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Chickens don't clap! You're blowing my mind, Frank. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. With spicy club sauce. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

Quicken! Premiere! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Tobias is Queen Mary. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Don't call my escorts whores.