She calls it a mayonegg. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I made a huge tiny mistake. I should be in this Poof. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! What a fun, sexy time for you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.