She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Touché, Pandora.

Happy Franklin Friday. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Operation Hot Mother.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Monday morning. COME ON! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! You can control your bladder when you're dead! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)