But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Quicken! Premiere! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I hear the jury's still out on science. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Operation Hot Mother. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.