We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Way to plant, Ann! Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. God knows they're squinters.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.