There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. One for the ladies. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? She calls it a Mayonegg.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Shémale. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. The Army had half a day.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.