I hear the jury's still out on science. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Don't call my escorts whores. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Friday night. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. The Army had half a day. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. This was a big get for God. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! This was a big get for God.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. One for the ladies. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Let me out that Queen.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. A million ****ing diamonds! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. It's OUR nausea. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?