I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. This was a big get for God. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Let me out that Queen. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You're Killing Me, Buster.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Say goodbye to THESE! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Everybody dance… NOW. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Turn this skiff around! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.