You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. NO TOUCHING!

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. It feels good to be back in a queen!

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! She calls it a Mayonegg. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I should be in this Poof. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

You can always tell a Milford man. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Why are you squeezing me with your body? GENE!! [screams] I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."