She calls it a mayonegg. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Butterscotch! Want a lick?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Let the great experiment begin! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! It's ok. You be with Yam. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?