It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I should be in this Poof.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. See for more good stuff. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? And the soup of the day is bread. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I'm gonna go get sexy. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Oh, COME ON! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. One for the ladies. One for the ladies. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. It's ok. You be with Yam.