Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? It's OUR nausea. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. First I blow him, then I poke him. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? There's a girl in my soup! One for the ladies. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I made a huge tiny mistake. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. NO TOUCHING! Daddy horny, Michael.