Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. It walked on my pillow! She calls it a Mayonegg.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Mission Accomplished. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

One for the ladies. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Daddy horny, Michael. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!