♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Annyong.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Hair up, glasses off. Chickens don't clap! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

What a fun, sexy time for you. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

I've made a huge tiny mistake. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Let's see some bananas and nuts!