She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

They frame my junk. I hear the jury's still out on science. Turn this skiff around! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. It walked on my pillow!

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I don't appreciate the dry British humor. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

You're Killing Me, Buster. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

Also, your knee is on my heart. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.