Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I made a huge tiny mistake. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? But where did the lighter fluid come from?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Butterscotch! Want a lick? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?