If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Chickens don't clap! God knows they're squinters. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. And the soup of the day is bread.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Don't call my escorts whores. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ NO TOUCHING! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Douche chill! What a fun, sexy time for you.

Happy Franklin Friday. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Shémale. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.