So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. That coat costs more than your house! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You can always tell a Milford man. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

It walked on my pillow! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

I'm gonna go get sexy. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Everybody dance… NOW. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Chickens don't clap! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.