I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

They frame my junk. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

You boys know how to shovel coal? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! It's OUR nausea. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Monday morning. COME ON! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Everybody dance… NOW. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I'll sacrifice anything for my children.