Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

I made a huge tiny mistake. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Chickens don't clap! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Happy Franklin Friday.