Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? A million ****ing diamonds! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

I'M A MONSTER!! You're Killing Me, Buster. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Turn this skiff around!

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? One for the ladies. You're Killing Me, Buster. Fun and failure both start out the same way. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You're Killing Me, Buster. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. This was a big get for God. Butterscotch! Want a lick?

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.