Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. There's a girl in my soup! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I should be in this Poof. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Those are balls.

He's going to be all right. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Douche chill! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Why are you squeezing me with your body? Monday morning. COME ON!

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. What a fun, sexy time for you. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. GENE!! [screams]

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Everybody dance NOW.

It's OUR nausea. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Let me out that Queen. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Fun and failure both start out the same way. See for more good stuff. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.