Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Let's see some bananas and nuts! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. What's up, fizz-ellas. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. It's OUR nausea. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. They frame my junk. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.