♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ You're blowing my mind, Frank. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You boys know how to shovel coal? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.