Everybody dance NOW. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. It walked on my pillow! If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. See for more good stuff. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I hear the jury's still out on science. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Chickens don't clap! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You're blowing my mind, Frank. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? You boys know how to shovel coal? Let the great experiment begin! Chickens don't clap!