I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! There are dozens of us! Dozens! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

You're Killing Me, Buster. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Heyyyyy, hermano. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Mission Accomplished. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Butterscotch! Want a lick?

I'm gonna go get sexy. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Annhog's coming? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Happy Franklin Friday. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.