I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Say goodbye to THESE! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I'm gonna go get sexy. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Daddy horny, Michael. Chickens don't clap! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. The Army had half a day.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I hear the jury's still out on science. They frame my junk. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? NO TOUCHING! But where did the lighter fluid come from?

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.