Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? A million [bleep]ing diamonds! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Don't call my escorts whores. Operation Hot Mother. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

God knows they're squinters. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Don't call my escorts whores. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Butterscotch! Want a lick?

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! With spicy club sauce. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! With spicy club sauce.