Also, your knee is on my heart. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. God knows they're squinters. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

Touché, Pandora. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? They frame my junk. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Those are balls. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. It's a wonderful restaurant! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.