It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I'M A MONSTER!! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Turn this skiff around! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. A million ****ing diamonds!

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Everybody dance… NOW. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

Way to plant, Ann! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Operation Hot Mother. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.