Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Chickens don't clap!

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Don't call my escorts whores. I made a huge tiny mistake. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.