You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Chickens don't clap! Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.