I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. There's a girl in my soup! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. God knows they're squinters.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. And the soup of the day is bread. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. And the soup of the day is bread. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Daddy horny, Michael. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Tobias Fünke costume. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. With spicy club sauce.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Operation Hot Mother.