First I blow him, then I poke him. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Chickens don't clap! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Don't call my escorts whores. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. You're Killing Me, Buster.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Everybody dance NOW. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Happy Franklin Friday. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.