They frame my junk. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! God knows they're squinters. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Also, your knee is on my heart. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Quicken! Premiere!

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I may have committed some light treason. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You boys know how to shovel coal? NO TOUCHING! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Heyyyyy, hermano. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Obviously this blue part here is the land. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Say goodbye to THESE! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Quicken! Premiere! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I made a huge tiny mistake. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

He's going to be all right. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.