The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? GENE!! [screams] You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Shémale. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Fried cheese… with club sauce. A million ****ing diamonds!

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Oh, COME ON! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! If that man's straight, then I am sober. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

It's a wonderful restaurant! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Chickens don't clap!

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. She calls it a Mayonegg.