You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Heyyyyy, hermano. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Daddy horny, Michael. They don't allow you to have bees in here. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Chickens don't clap! Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

With spicy club sauce. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Everybody dance… NOW. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? A night of heterosexual intercourse. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Shémale. This was a big get for God. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.