Butterscotch! Want a lick? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. You boys know how to shovel coal? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I hear the jury's still out on science. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? A million ****ing diamonds! YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– First I blow him, then I poke him. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!