I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. It's ok. You be with Yam. There are dozens of us! Dozens! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Turn this skiff around! Say goodbye to THESE!

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? You're Killing Me, Buster. You can always tell a Milford man.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Also, your knee is on my heart. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I'm gonna go get sexy. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Daddy horny, Michael. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.