Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Way to plant, Ann! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Daddy horny, Michael. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It's a wonderful restaurant! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Let the great experiment begin!

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let me out that Queen.

Family Love Michael. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Oh, COME ON! What's up, fizz-ellas.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Those are balls. A million ****ing diamonds! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.