I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. NO TOUCHING!

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I'm sure Egg is a great person. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? He's going to be all right. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

I made a huge tiny mistake. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. You can always tell a Milford man.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. This was a big get for God. I should be in this Poof. Tobias Fünke costume. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. It's OUR nausea.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Hair up, glasses off.