You're Killing Me, Buster. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Fried cheese… with club sauce. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. It feels good to be back in a queen!

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Don't call my escorts whores. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Douche chill! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! It's OUR nausea. One for the ladies. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Friday night.