Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Let me out that Queen. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Quicken! Premiere!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

The Army had half a day. What a fun, sexy time for you. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. It's a wonderful restaurant! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

It feels good to be back in a queen! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!