Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Daddy horny, Michael. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.