I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Operation Hot Mother. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Friday night.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Daddy horny, Michael.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Don't call my escorts whores.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." And THAT'S why you always leave a note. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.