[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Everybody dance… NOW. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. What's up, fizz-ellas. It's OUR nausea. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. What have we always said is the most important thing?

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Fun and failure both start out the same way.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Turn this skiff around! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Tobias is Queen Mary. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Chickens don't clap! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Daddy horny, Michael. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Chickens don't clap! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.