Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Let the great experiment begin! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Happy Franklin Friday. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. It's ok. You be with Yam. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I made a huge tiny mistake. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Obviously this blue part here is the land. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Happy Franklin Friday. If that man's straight, then I am sober.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. It's ok. You be with Yam. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Heart attack never stopped old big bear!