The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I'M A MONSTER!! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? That's my son, you pothead!

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Annyong. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

One for the ladies. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.