Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Way to plant, Ann! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! She calls it a Mayonegg. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Family Love Michael. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

First I blow him, then I poke him. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Let me out that Queen. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? The Army had half a day.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! You're Killing Me, Buster. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. What have we always said is the most important thing?

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.