Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Shémale. Everybody dance… NOW. It's OUR nausea. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. You can control your bladder when you're dead! What a fun, sexy time for you.

Teamocil. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I hear the jury's still out on science.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Shémale. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Go ahead, touch the cornballer. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!