¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Quicken! Premiere!

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Shémale. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Quicken! Premiere! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! GENE!! [screams] ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Family Love Michael. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Everybody dance… NOW. But where did the lighter fluid come from? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.