Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

It feels good to be back in a queen! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Shémale. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Annhog's coming? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Everybody dance NOW. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I made a huge tiny mistake. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Daddy horny, Michael. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Tobias Fünke costume. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I made a huge tiny mistake. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.