Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. You're Killing Me, Buster. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. And the soup of the day is bread. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Douche chill! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Hair up, glasses off.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.