Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Douche chill!

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. There are dozens of us! Dozens! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I should be in this Poof. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

Steve Holt? The moron jock? They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.