The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Teamocil. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Don't call my escorts whores. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Teamocil. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. First I blow him, then I poke him. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Shémale.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Fun and failure both start out the same way. Monday morning. COME ON! I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Also, your knee is on my heart. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. God knows they're squinters. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Annhog's coming? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.