I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I may have committed some light treason. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Friday night.

Say goodbye to THESE! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Let the great experiment begin!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

With spicy club sauce. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Happy Franklin Friday.

Friday night. There are dozens of us! Dozens! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Tobias Fünke costume. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. She calls it a mayonegg. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Butterscotch! Want a lick?