I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Chickens don't clap!

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Touché, Pandora. Monday morning. COME ON!

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? GENE!! [screams]

It's OUR nausea. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. One for the ladies. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Turn this skiff around! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

It's a wonderful restaurant! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." What have we always said is the most important thing? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. That coat costs more than your house! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!