And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. What a fun, sexy time for you. I'm gonna go get sexy. I made a huge tiny mistake. That's my son, you pothead!

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. See for more good stuff.

Daddy horny, Michael. Say goodbye to THESE! There's a girl in my soup!

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Tobias is Queen Mary. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. This was a big get for God. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I'm gonna go get sexy. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Way to plant, Ann! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.