She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I'M A MONSTER!! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Daddy horny, Michael. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

Heyyyyy, hermano. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Douche chill! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." It's a wonderful restaurant! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Those are balls. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Mission Accomplished. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."