Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. A million ****ing diamonds! Annhog's coming? I hear the jury's still out on science. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Don't call my escorts whores. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Tobias Fünke costume. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

Touché, Pandora. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. A million ****ing diamonds! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Annhog's coming?

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

He's going to be all right. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Teamocil. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I should be in this Poof. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."