It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Let me out that Queen. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Bob Loblaw Law Blog. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I'm gonna go get sexy. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. One for the ladies. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Everybody dance… NOW. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I should be in this Poof. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! That coat costs more than your house! I'M A MONSTER!! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Chickens don't clap! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Hair up, glasses off. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.