Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. I'm sure Egg is a great person. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Friday night. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I'M A MONSTER!! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. One for the ladies. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Douche chill! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Daddy horny, Michael.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Chickens don't clap! Everybody dance NOW. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. It feels good to be back in a queen!

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. You boys know how to shovel coal? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Family Love Michael. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.