Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

You can always tell a Milford man. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Heyyyyy, hermano. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I hear the jury's still out on science. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Family Love Michael. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

It's a wonderful restaurant! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." It's a wonderful restaurant! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Steve Holt? The moron jock? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Mission Accomplished.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Steve Holt? The moron jock? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.