I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. GENE!! [screams] Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Tobias is Queen Mary. Family Love Michael. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. You boys know how to shovel coal? Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Heyyyyy, hermano. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Say goodbye to THESE!

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Steve Holt? The moron jock? Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Oh, COME ON! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.