So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Heyyyyy, hermano.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I should be in this Poof. Teamocil.

Shémale. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Teamocil. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Douche chill! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.