What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Heyyyyy, hermano. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) First I blow him, then I poke him.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There are dozens of us! Dozens! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! A night of heterosexual intercourse. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Tobias is Queen Mary. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I should be in this Poof. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.