You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Chickens don't clap! With spicy club sauce. Chickens don't clap! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I'm sure Egg is a great person. One for the ladies.

Steve Holt? The moron jock? I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Douche chill! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Tobias Fünke costume.

Friday night. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! One for the ladies. GENE!! [screams] What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.