You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

The Army had half a day. If that man's straight, then I am sober. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Operation Hot Mother. Douche chill! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. It walked on my pillow! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. It's ok. You be with Yam. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. See for more good stuff.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.