Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Douche chill! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. They don't allow you to have bees in here. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

It's a wonderful restaurant! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. It's ok. You be with Yam. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Tobias is Queen Mary. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. It walked on my pillow! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'm gonna go get sexy.