I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Everybody dance… NOW. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

You boys know how to shovel coal? Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Also, your knee is on my heart. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

See for more good stuff. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Happy Franklin Friday.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Annyong. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.