Tobias Fünke costume. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Family Love Michael. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

GENE!! [screams] Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

If that man's straight, then I am sober. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! You can always tell a Milford man. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

Tobias is Queen Mary. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

He's going to be all right. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Tobias is Queen Mary. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Daddy horny, Michael.