It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Way to plant, Ann! God knows they're squinters. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? You're Killing Me, Buster. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Oh, COME ON! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Teamocil. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Also, your knee is on my heart. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Happy Franklin Friday.

God knows they're squinters. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.