Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. It's ok. You be with Yam.

I hear the jury's still out on science. He's going to be all right. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Speaking of settling, how's Ann? It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

That coat costs more than your house! I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Quicken! Premiere! GENE!! [screams]

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Chickens don't clap! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.