Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

It walked on my pillow! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. First I blow him, then I poke him.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Don't call my escorts whores.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? And the soup of the day is bread. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Teamocil. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? You boys know how to shovel coal?

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.