Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I'M A MONSTER!! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I've made a huge tiny mistake.

With spicy club sauce. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Also, your knee is on my heart.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. GENE!! [screams] ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.