Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? This was a big get for God. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Steve Holt? The moron jock? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! A million [bleep]ing diamonds! The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I made a huge tiny mistake. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.