What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

You boys know how to shovel coal? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Oh, COME ON! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Turn this skiff around! You can always tell a Milford man. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.