She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Way to plant, Ann! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Those are balls. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. One for the ladies. Turn this skiff around! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I hear the jury's still out on science. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Quicken! Premiere! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.