Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Say goodbye to THESE! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Chickens don't clap! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. You're Killing Me, Buster. Hair up, glasses off. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. It walked on my pillow!

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Teamocil. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Hair up, glasses off.