Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Touché, Pandora. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

Daddy horny, Michael. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Hair up, glasses off.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. GENE!! [screams]

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.