Tobias Fünke costume. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. God knows they're squinters. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Don't call my escorts whores. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Obviously this blue part here is the land. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Teamocil. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.