Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

With spicy club sauce. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Everybody dance… NOW. Mission Accomplished. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.