And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ It's OUR nausea. One for the ladies. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! What have we always said is the most important thing? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Douche chill! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.