Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Friday night. What's up, fizz-ellas. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

Way to plant, Ann! And the soup of the day is bread. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. What have we always said is the most important thing? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Let me out that Queen. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! They frame my junk. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. But where did the lighter fluid come from? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ A night of heterosexual intercourse.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

What have we always said is the most important thing? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's a wonderful restaurant! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. GENE!! [screams] You can control your bladder when you're dead! But where did the lighter fluid come from? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! They frame my junk. She calls it a mayonegg.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Those are balls.