You can control your bladder when you're dead! The Army had half a day. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

What's up, fizz-ellas. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Way to plant, Ann! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. You can control your bladder when you're dead! That coat costs more than your house! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Say goodbye to THESE! Teamocil. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? There are dozens of us! DOZENS! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I should be in this Poof. I hear the jury's still out on science.