Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Everybody dance… NOW.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. GENE!! [screams] What a fun, sexy time for you. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. They frame my junk. Happy Franklin Friday. Turn this skiff around!

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! A night of heterosexual intercourse.