I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I should be in this Poof. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Also, your knee is on my heart. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Turn this skiff around! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Those are balls. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

She calls it a Mayonegg. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Chickens don't clap! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Turn this skiff around! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.