I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. You're blowing my mind, Frank. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Daddy horny, Michael. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Fried cheese… with club sauce.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Teamocil. Let the great experiment begin! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. It's a wonderful restaurant! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Way to plant, Ann! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Chickens don't clap! The Army had half a day. But where did the lighter fluid come from? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!