Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Fun and failure both start out the same way.
Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?
Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? He's going to be all right. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.
And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.
I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.
Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.
Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. You're Killing Me, Buster. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Let's see some bananas and nuts! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.
Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.