You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

One for the ladies. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You're Killing Me, Buster. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Turn this skiff around!

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Douche chill!

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) See for more good stuff. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.