She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. What's up, fizz-ellas. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Touché, Pandora. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Family Love Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Let the great experiment begin! Everybody dance NOW. Annyong. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Chickens don't clap! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!