Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

She calls it a mayonegg. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You can always tell a Milford man. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

NO TOUCHING! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You boys know how to shovel coal?

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Butterscotch! Want a lick? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Oh, COME ON! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? A million ****ing diamonds! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Why are you squeezing me with your body? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Daddy horny, Michael. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.