Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. What a fun, sexy time for you. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I hear the jury's still out on science. A million ****ing diamonds!

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Annhog's coming? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Shémale.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.