And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Quicken! Premiere! Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. If that man's straight, then I am sober.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. A million ****ing diamonds!

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Annyong. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. GENE!! [screams] Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.