Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I should be in this Poof.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. She calls it a Mayonegg.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Friday night. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

They don't allow you to have bees in here. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? You're Killing Me, Buster.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! That coat costs more than your house! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. She calls it a mayonegg.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Shémale.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Fun and failure both start out the same way. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I should be in this Poof.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Oh, COME ON! Daddy horny, Michael.