What a fun, sexy time for you. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. It's ok. You be with Yam. It's a wonderful restaurant! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. GENE!! [screams] Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Hair up, glasses off. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Annhog's coming? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."