You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. It's ok. You be with Yam. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. First I blow him, then I poke him. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I've made a huge tiny mistake.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It walked on my pillow! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Chickens don't clap! God knows they're squinters. Chickens don't clap! This was a big get for God. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Everybody dance… NOW. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. It's ok. You be with Yam. Tobias is Queen Mary. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. What have we always said is the most important thing? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.