So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. He's going to be all right. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Daddy horny, Michael. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

Annyong. Happy Franklin Friday. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Daddy horny, Michael. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. With spicy club sauce. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Everybody dance NOW. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!