I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. It's a wonderful restaurant! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. And the soup of the day is bread. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

You're Killing Me, Buster. Teamocil. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I hear the jury's still out on science. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Daddy horny, Michael. It's ok. You be with Yam. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. He's going to be all right. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Let the great experiment begin! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I made a huge tiny mistake.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? GENE!! [screams] Family Love Michael. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].