I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Turn this skiff around! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ There's a girl in my soup! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Everybody dance NOW. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Annyong. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Heyyyyy, hermano. Say goodbye to THESE!

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. He's going to be all right. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.