You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. It's a wonderful restaurant!

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Also, your knee is on my heart. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Turn this skiff around! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I'M A MONSTER!! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Quicken! Premiere! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!