Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Oh, COME ON! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Let's see some bananas and nuts! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Mission Accomplished. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Say goodbye to THESE!

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. He's going to be all right. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

She calls it a mayonegg. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. It feels good to be back in a queen! It walked on my pillow! Say goodbye to THESE! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Operation Hot Mother. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.