I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. See for more good stuff. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. What a fun, sexy time for you. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Oh, COME ON! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Operation Hot Mother. It feels good to be back in a queen! It feels good to be back in a queen!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

She calls it a mayonegg. Chickens don't clap!