I should be in this Poof. There are dozens of us! Dozens! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! It feels good to be back in a queen! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

Don't call my escorts whores. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Tobias Fünke costume. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Way to plant, Ann!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Tobias Fünke costume. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Obviously this blue part here is the land. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Shémale.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Say goodbye to THESE! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. They frame my junk. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!