They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Quicken! Premiere! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? That coat costs more than your house! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I'M A MONSTER!! Operation Hot Mother.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

She calls it a mayonegg. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Also, your knee is on my heart.