Daddy horny, Michael. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! But where did the lighter fluid come from? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Annhog's coming? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Turn this skiff around! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. The Army had half a day. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. A million ****ing diamonds!

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Fried cheese… with club sauce. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) One for the ladies. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.