Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Way to plant, Ann! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

GENE!! [screams] And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Touché, Pandora. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Happy Franklin Friday.