Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

What's up, fizz-ellas. GENE!! [screams] Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I'M A MONSTER!! Chickens don't clap! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It walked on my pillow! Friday night. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Tobias Fünke costume. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I made a huge tiny mistake. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.