Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Those are balls. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Oh, COME ON! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Fun and failure both start out the same way. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Daddy horny, Michael. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. They frame my junk.

Daddy horny, Michael. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

I should be in this Poof. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Daddy horny, Michael. There's a girl in my soup!

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?