Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. You can always tell a Milford man.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Chickens don't clap! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Daddy horny, Michael.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I may have committed some light treason. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Annhog's coming? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It's a wonderful restaurant! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Oh, COME ON! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Daddy horny, Michael. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. What's up, fizz-ellas. She calls it a mayonegg. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Also, your knee is on my heart. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.