Also, your knee is on my heart. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Say goodbye to THESE! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! They don't allow you to have bees in here. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. You can always tell a Milford man. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I should be in this Poof. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.