Everybody dance… NOW. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Everybody dance… NOW. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw!

That's my son, you pothead! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Tobias is Queen Mary. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!