♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Everybody dance… NOW. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I made a huge tiny mistake. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Friday night. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Way to plant, Ann! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. The Army had half a day. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. This was a big get for God.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. She calls it a Mayonegg.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Douche chill!

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Family Love Michael. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I hear the jury's still out on science. If that man's straight, then I am sober.