Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! GENE!! [screams] Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? They frame my junk. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. It's OUR nausea. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

You boys know how to shovel coal? Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Those are balls. I'M A MONSTER!!

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

One for the ladies. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.