Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

Oh, COME ON! Way to plant, Ann! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?