I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. They frame my junk. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Fried cheese… with club sauce. This was a big get for God. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

Teamocil. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Daddy horny, Michael. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

They frame my junk. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

You can control your bladder when you're dead! I'm sure Egg is a great person.