Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Operation Hot Mother. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Turn this skiff around! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. GENE!! [screams] So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.