She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

That coat costs more than your house! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. With spicy club sauce. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! You can control your bladder when you're dead!

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. I should be in this Poof. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Chickens don't clap! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!