Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. That's my son, you pothead! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Steve Holt? The moron jock? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! What's up, fizz-ellas. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! She calls it a Mayonegg. That coat costs more than your house!

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I made a huge tiny mistake. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. One for the ladies. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.