Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Bob Loblaw Law Blog. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

A night of heterosexual intercourse. There's a girl in my soup!

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. You're Killing Me, Buster. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I hear the jury's still out on science.

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.