Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A night of heterosexual intercourse.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I'M A MONSTER!! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Also, your knee is on my heart. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. First I blow him, then I poke him.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

He's going to be all right. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I'M A MONSTER!! Annhog's coming?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. This was a big get for God. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?