But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Tobias is Queen Mary. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? One for the ladies.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Hair up, glasses off. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

You boys know how to shovel coal? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

She calls it a mayonegg. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I'M A MONSTER!! If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Shémale. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!