I hear the jury's still out on science. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Everybody dance NOW. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Way to plant, Ann! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Oh, COME ON! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. It's ok. You be with Yam. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

It walked on my pillow! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.