Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Teamocil.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I'm gonna go get sexy. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Annhog's coming?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

You boys know how to shovel coal? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. What have we always said is the most important thing? Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.