So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It feels good to be back in a queen! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I made a huge tiny mistake.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Annyong.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? It feels good to be back in a queen! Tobias Fünke costume.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Turn this skiff around! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? They frame my junk. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Friday night. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. That's my son, you pothead! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. You boys know how to shovel coal?

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.