Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Say goodbye to THESE! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? First I blow him, then I poke him. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Happy Franklin Friday. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Touché, Pandora.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Turn this skiff around! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Hair up, glasses off. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. A million ****ing diamonds!

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Tobias Fünke costume. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. If that man's straight, then I am sober. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. First I blow him, then I poke him. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! NO TOUCHING! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.