And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. She calls it a Mayonegg. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? A night of heterosexual intercourse.

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!