No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Daddy horny, Michael. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. You boys know how to shovel coal? How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? You can control your bladder when you're dead! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Teamocil. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪