She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Turn this skiff around! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. It's ok. You be with Yam.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I'm gonna go get sexy. This was a big get for God. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Annhog's coming? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? You can control your bladder when you're dead!

Chickens don't clap! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Tobias Fünke costume. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Everybody dance NOW.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. If that man's straight, then I am sober. One for the ladies.