So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! She calls it a Mayonegg.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. I may have committed some light treason. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? He's going to be all right. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I may have committed some light treason.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. What have we always said is the most important thing? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. GENE!! [screams] Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! What have we always said is the most important thing? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Steve Holt? The moron jock?

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.