Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Monday morning. COME ON! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Turn this skiff around!

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– This was a big get for God. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. It walked on my pillow! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.