Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Friday night. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

It walked on my pillow! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Say goodbye to THESE! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Friday night.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.