My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Fun and failure both start out the same way. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! And the soup of the day is bread. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Friday night. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Operation Hot Mother. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Let's see some bananas and nuts! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'm gonna go get sexy. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.