First I blow him, then I poke him. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Chickens don't clap! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. That's my son, you pothead!

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? There's a girl in my soup! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. You can always tell a Milford man. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!