I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

Daddy horny, Michael. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Heyyyyy, hermano. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Let me out that Queen. She calls it a mayonegg. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Those are balls.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Also, your knee is on my heart. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.