Chickens don't clap! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. First I blow him, then I poke him. She calls it a mayonegg. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. She calls it a mayonegg.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?