Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

Touché, Pandora. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? She calls it a mayonegg.

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I hear the jury's still out on science. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. If that man's straight, then I am sober.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. You're Killing Me, Buster. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Operation Hot Mother. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. She calls it a Mayonegg. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.