Chickens don't clap! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Also, your knee is on my heart. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

There's a girl in my soup! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ It's ok. You be with Yam.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I made a huge tiny mistake. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! GENE!! [screams]

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Tobias Fünke costume. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.