I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? It's OUR nausea. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Say goodbye to THESE! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Turn this skiff around!

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Operation Hot Mother.

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That's my son, you pothead! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.