She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! One for the ladies. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. They don't allow you to have bees in here. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. NO TOUCHING! I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Daddy horny, Michael. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Let the great experiment begin!

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Shémale. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. They frame my junk. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I hear the jury's still out on science.