I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Say goodbye to THESE! First I blow him, then I poke him. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Obviously this blue part here is the land. Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Those are balls. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! It walked on my pillow! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. What a fun, sexy time for you. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Family Love Michael.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Teamocil. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Oh, COME ON! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Butterscotch! Want a lick? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Friday night. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Let the great experiment begin! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Those are balls. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?