I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Teamocil. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

God knows they're squinters. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. This was a big get for God. God knows they're squinters. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? She calls it a Mayonegg. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! What have we always said is the most important thing? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." She calls it a Mayonegg. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! See for more good stuff. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.