It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Teamocil. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. GENE!! [screams]

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. First I blow him, then I poke him.

It walked on my pillow! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

Chickens don't clap! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Heyyyyy, hermano. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– It's OUR nausea. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Tobias is Queen Mary. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!