Heart attack never stopped old big bear. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Turn this skiff around! This was a big get for God. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

She calls it a Mayonegg. She calls it a Mayonegg. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. That's my son, you pothead! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. What have we always said is the most important thing? You can always tell a Milford man.

I hear the jury's still out on science. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. You're Killing Me, Buster.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.