You're Killing Me, Buster. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Don't call my escorts whores. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. That's my son, you pothead! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. God knows they're squinters.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I hear the jury's still out on science.