I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. They frame my junk. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Operation Hot Mother. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

And the soup of the day is bread. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Those are balls. Hair up, glasses off. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Everybody dance NOW.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? See for more good stuff. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. What a fun, sexy time for you. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

I made a huge tiny mistake. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Teamocil. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.