Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Shémale. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'M A MONSTER!! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? They don't allow you to have bees in here. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

A night of heterosexual intercourse. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. It feels good to be back in a queen!

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Everybody dance… NOW. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.