No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Fried cheese… with club sauce. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I'm gonna go get sexy. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Say goodbye to THESE! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Why are you squeezing me with your body? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. What have we always said is the most important thing?

Fun and failure both start out the same way. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Mission Accomplished.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Oh, COME ON! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.