And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

God knows they're squinters. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Everybody dance NOW. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Heyyyyy, hermano. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Annhog's coming? It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. And the soup of the day is bread. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. You can always tell a Milford man. Chickens don't clap!

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.