Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Why are you squeezing me with your body? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

I may have committed some light treason. Those are balls.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. GENE!! [screams] I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Fried cheese… with club sauce. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Chickens don't clap!

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Those are balls.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Let the great experiment begin! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Monday morning. COME ON! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. That's my son, you pothead! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

I hear the jury's still out on science. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. And the soup of the day is bread. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.