Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. See for more good stuff. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? You're blowing my mind, Frank. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Those are balls.

This was a big get for God. Chickens don't clap! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! What have we always said is the most important thing? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.