No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. GENE!! [screams]

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Chickens don't clap! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

It's a wonderful restaurant! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Tobias is Queen Mary. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

Friday night. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Perhaps an attic shall I seek.