Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Annyong. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You can always tell a Milford man. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. NO TOUCHING!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

Happy Franklin Friday. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Operation Hot Mother. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Say goodbye to THESE! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Fun and failure both start out the same way. What a fun, sexy time for you. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?