Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Douche chill! Friday night. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I may have committed some light treason.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

First I blow him, then I poke him. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! First I blow him, then I poke him. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Tobias Fünke costume. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Oh, COME ON! I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Operation Hot Mother. I may have committed some light treason. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

Turn this skiff around! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.