I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You boys know how to shovel coal? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. It's OUR nausea.

It walked on my pillow! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You boys know how to shovel coal? Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Operation Hot Mother. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. It's a wonderful restaurant! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy Franklin Friday. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. It walked on my pillow! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.