♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Everybody dance… NOW. Douche chill!

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

GENE!! [screams] Chickens don't clap! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. NO TOUCHING! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Operation Hot Mother. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

I made a huge tiny mistake. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! You're blowing my mind, Frank. Oh, COME ON! You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. With spicy club sauce. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.