Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Shémale. Annyong. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Let's see some bananas and nuts! I hear the jury's still out on science. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I should be in this Poof. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Tobias Fünke costume. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Shémale. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Tobias is Queen Mary. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Turn this skiff around! It feels good to be back in a queen! We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.