No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! It feels good to be back in a queen!

Shémale. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'M A MONSTER!! She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. You're Killing Me, Buster. Turn this skiff around!

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

It's a wonderful restaurant! Shémale. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Happy Franklin Friday. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. She calls it a Mayonegg. Obviously this blue part here is the land. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.