[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! You're blowing my mind, Frank. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I'M A MONSTER!! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Way to plant, Ann! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I hear the jury's still out on science. It's OUR nausea. Douche chill!

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Butterscotch! Want a lick? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.