WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Way to plant, Ann! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

She calls it a mayonegg. It feels good to be back in a queen! A million ****ing diamonds! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. She calls it a mayonegg. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Quicken! Premiere! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Let the great experiment begin! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. She calls it a mayonegg. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

He's going to be all right. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! You can control your bladder when you're dead! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.