Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I'm sure Egg is a great person. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Tobias is Queen Mary.

Teamocil. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Daddy horny, Michael.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

What's up, fizz-ellas. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! One for the ladies. Happy Franklin Friday. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Heyyyyy, hermano. She calls it a Mayonegg.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Friday night.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Everybody dance NOW. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! There are dozens of us! Dozens!