OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Happy Franklin Friday.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I hear the jury's still out on science.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. There's a girl in my soup! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Don't call my escorts whores. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Teamocil.