O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Teamocil. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

You boys know how to shovel coal? It feels good to be back in a queen! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! What's up, fizz-ellas.