I've made a huge tiny mistake. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. You can always tell a Milford man.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Why are you squeezing me with your body? You boys know how to shovel coal? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Hair up, glasses off. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Touché, Pandora. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.