If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Hair up, glasses off. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Tobias Fünke costume.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Say goodbye to THESE! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Mission Accomplished. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Those are balls. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! First I blow him, then I poke him. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

It's ok. You be with Yam. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Fun and failure both start out the same way. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Chickens don't clap! They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.