No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. They don't allow you to have bees in here. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I've made a huge tiny mistake. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. See for more good stuff. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

This was a big get for God. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Chickens don't clap! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You can always tell a Milford man. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Daddy horny, Michael. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! They frame my junk. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.