No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? It walked on my pillow!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. What's up, fizz-ellas.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Everybody dance… NOW. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Everybody dance NOW.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! The Army had half a day. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! What have we always said is the most important thing? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. God knows they're squinters. You boys know how to shovel coal? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?