We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. God knows they're squinters. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Why are you squeezing me with your body?

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I hear the jury's still out on science. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Those are balls. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.