I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Say goodbye to THESE! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I'm gonna go get sexy. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!