You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. You're Killing Me, Buster. I should be in this Poof. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Let's see some bananas and nuts! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I'm gonna go get sexy. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! It's ok. You be with Yam. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Annhog's coming? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. One for the ladies. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ A million ****ing diamonds! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Chickens don't clap! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Let the great experiment begin! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.