The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Let's see some bananas and nuts! I made a huge tiny mistake. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Daddy horny, Michael. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

Happy Franklin Friday. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. With spicy club sauce.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?