Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. See for more good stuff. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Hair up, glasses off. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Tobias Fünke costume. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Tobias is Queen Mary.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.