I'M A MONSTER!! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Family Love Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Friday night.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) There are dozens of us! DOZENS! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.