Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Tobias Fünke costume. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Everybody dance… NOW. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. You're Killing Me, Buster. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Everybody dance NOW. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! That's my son, you pothead! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Everybody dance NOW.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Douche chill! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.