He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? It's OUR nausea.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Heyyyyy, hermano.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Monday morning. COME ON! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

They frame my junk. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. One for the ladies. That coat costs more than your house!