Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Heyyyyy, hermano. Daddy horny, Michael. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Shémale. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! It's a wonderful restaurant! This was a big get for God. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. And the soup of the day is bread. You're Killing Me, Buster.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. A million ****ing diamonds! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You're Killing Me, Buster. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Family Love Michael. Everybody dance NOW.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! First I blow him, then I poke him. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Operation Hot Mother.