Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. They frame my junk. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

See for more good stuff. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. One for the ladies. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. She calls it a Mayonegg.