Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Family Love Michael. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Family Love Michael. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Way to plant, Ann! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Shémale. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Heyyyyy, hermano. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. First I blow him, then I poke him. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Turn this skiff around! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You boys know how to shovel coal? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Daddy horny, Michael. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Way to plant, Ann!