Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Operation Hot Mother. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Everybody dance… NOW. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. It feels good to be back in a queen! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

I've made a huge tiny mistake. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I made a huge tiny mistake. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.