And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. That coat costs more than your house! I'M A MONSTER!! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? It feels good to be back in a queen! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Obviously this blue part here is the land. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Happy Franklin Friday.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. There's a girl in my soup!

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I'm sure Egg is a great person. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Touché, Pandora. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I've made a huge tiny mistake. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. You can always tell a Milford man. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. You can always tell a Milford man. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

Annyong. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Turn this skiff around! I know what an erection feels like, Michael.