Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

You can control your bladder when you're dead! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. GENE!! [screams] I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. You can control your bladder when you're dead! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

Mission Accomplished. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Everybody dance NOW.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. First I blow him, then I poke him.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Daddy horny, Michael. One for the ladies. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Shémale.