I made a huge tiny mistake. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Oh, COME ON! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Let me out that Queen. That's my son, you pothead!

You can always tell a Milford man. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

You're Killing Me, Buster. I hear the jury's still out on science. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Hair up, glasses off. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. God knows they're squinters. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!