Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Way to plant, Ann! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I've made a huge tiny mistake. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

Teamocil. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Operation Hot Mother. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Mission Accomplished. Shémale. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What have we always said is the most important thing? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Let me out that Queen. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. First I blow him, then I poke him. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Quicken! Premiere!

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Those are balls. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

Douche chill! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.