A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. She calls it a Mayonegg. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?