Turn this skiff around! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! One for the ladies.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Say goodbye to THESE! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. A million ****ing diamonds! Say goodbye to THESE! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. What's up, fizz-ellas.