I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

It walked on my pillow! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Shémale. Chickens don't clap! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. First I blow him, then I poke him. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Mission Accomplished. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Happy Franklin Friday. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I'm gonna go get sexy.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

You boys know how to shovel coal? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?