The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Turn this skiff around! You boys know how to shovel coal? Annhog's coming? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. First I blow him, then I poke him.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Happy Franklin Friday. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Everybody dance NOW. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Operation Hot Mother. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Teamocil. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.