I'M A MONSTER!! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. It feels good to be back in a queen! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

It walked on my pillow! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. You're Killing Me, Buster. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Friday night. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Steve Holt? The moron jock? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I may have committed some light treason.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? You boys know how to shovel coal? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?