But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. It's OUR nausea.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

It walked on my pillow! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Go ahead, touch the cornballer. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. It walked on my pillow!

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Tobias is Queen Mary. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Annyong. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. You can always tell a Milford man.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.