Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I made a huge tiny mistake. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Chickens don't clap! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

She calls it a mayonegg. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ They frame my junk. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Tobias is Queen Mary.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Everybody dance NOW. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?