So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

NO TOUCHING! Friday night. Turn this skiff around! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Hair up, glasses off. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) You're Killing Me, Buster. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Why are you squeezing me with your body? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Teamocil. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?