Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? She calls it a mayonegg. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Say goodbye to THESE! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Hair up, glasses off. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.