Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

Douche chill! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! There are dozens of us! Dozens! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Tobias is Queen Mary.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Turn this skiff around! Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Mission Accomplished. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Why are you squeezing me with your body? No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I hear the jury's still out on science. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.