Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Monday morning. COME ON! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

God knows they're squinters. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. It walked on my pillow!

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Let me out that Queen. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Daddy horny, Michael. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.