She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Heyyyyy, hermano. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Obviously this blue part here is the land. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Everybody dance NOW.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Chickens don't clap! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I made a huge tiny mistake. With spicy club sauce. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.