She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Family Love Michael.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. One for the ladies. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

What a fun, sexy time for you. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Fried cheese… with club sauce. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! You boys know how to shovel coal? Shémale. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Turn this skiff around! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Tobias is Queen Mary. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

They frame my junk. I made a huge tiny mistake. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!