I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Operation Hot Mother.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Obviously this blue part here is the land. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. It's a wonderful restaurant! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

He's going to be all right. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Chickens don't clap! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.