I should be in this Poof. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! A night of heterosexual intercourse. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. One for the ladies.

Everybody dance NOW. First I blow him, then I poke him.

They frame my junk. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Annhog's coming? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. It walked on my pillow! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You're blowing my mind, Frank. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." With spicy club sauce.