It's OUR nausea. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I may have committed some light treason. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. What have we always said is the most important thing? I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Daddy horny, Michael. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.