After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ There's a girl in my soup!

God knows they're squinters. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.