I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. There's a girl in my soup!

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Operation Hot Mother. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Everybody dance… NOW. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Chickens don't clap! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! They frame my junk. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. He's going to be all right. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. There's a girl in my soup! Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Way to plant, Ann!

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?