And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Everybody dance… NOW. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

You can always tell a Milford man. Everybody dance… NOW. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Tobias Fünke costume.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Touché, Pandora. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

There's a girl in my soup! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. What a fun, sexy time for you. What have we always said is the most important thing? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! And THAT'S why you always leave a note.