It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Happy Franklin Friday. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. It walked on my pillow!

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Friday night. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. She calls it a Mayonegg. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.