Say goodbye to THESE! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. They frame my junk. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

That's my son, you pothead! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

What a fun, sexy time for you. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. He's going to be all right. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Happy Franklin Friday. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Chickens don't clap! Butterscotch! Want a lick? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!