Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. If that man's straight, then I am sober. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Oh, COME ON!

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Tobias Fünke costume. Teamocil. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Quicken! Premiere!

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Let the great experiment begin! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Everybody dance… NOW. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Friday night. It's OUR nausea. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. You can always tell a Milford man.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Happy Franklin Friday. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.