We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. It's a wonderful restaurant! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Shémale. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What's up, fizz-ellas. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Tobias Fünke costume.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Annhog's coming? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Mission Accomplished.

You're Killing Me, Buster. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Tobias is Queen Mary. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Operation Hot Mother. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Family Love Michael.