There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Chickens don't clap! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Annyong.

I may have committed some light treason. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Monday morning. COME ON! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Friday night. It's OUR nausea. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Annyong. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I'm sure Egg is a great person. Friday night.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Don't call my escorts whores. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.