Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. A million ****ing diamonds! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I made a huge tiny mistake. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. God knows they're squinters.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ What a fun, sexy time for you. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.