You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

There's a girl in my soup! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Heyyyyy, hermano. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Everybody dance NOW. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Tobias is Queen Mary. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. See for more good stuff. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. That coat costs more than your house! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.