There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Oh, COME ON! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Oh, COME ON!

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. It walked on my pillow! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Annhog's coming? I hear the jury's still out on science. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

See for more good stuff. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Touché, Pandora. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

She calls it a mayonegg. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.