Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! The Army had half a day.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Annyong. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Teamocil. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's a wonderful restaurant!