Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I'M A MONSTER!!

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You boys know how to shovel coal? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Heyyyyy, hermano. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Those are balls. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

There's a girl in my soup! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Let me out that Queen. Operation Hot Mother. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!