I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. With spicy club sauce. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. What's up, fizz-ellas.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Tobias is Queen Mary. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. They frame my junk. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! That's my son, you pothead!

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. One for the ladies. You're Killing Me, Buster.

Daddy horny, Michael. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I should be in this Poof. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

With spicy club sauce. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

What's up, fizz-ellas. I hear the jury's still out on science. What a fun, sexy time for you. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.