I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Obviously this blue part here is the land. It's a wonderful restaurant! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Way to plant, Ann!

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Also, your knee is on my heart. GENE!! [screams] You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Touché, Pandora. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Daddy horny, Michael.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. With spicy club sauce. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Operation Hot Mother. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. This was a big get for God. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. She calls it a mayonegg. One for the ladies. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Chickens don't clap! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.