Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Douche chill! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. She calls it a mayonegg. Turn this skiff around! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Oh, COME ON! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? It's a wonderful restaurant! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Don't call my escorts whores. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Monday morning. COME ON!

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. You're Killing Me, Buster. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Daddy horny, Michael. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Those are balls. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.