Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Tobias is Queen Mary. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Annhog's coming? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! What a fun, sexy time for you. You're Killing Me, Buster.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! If that man's straight, then I am sober. Operation Hot Mother. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! That coat costs more than your house!

You're blowing my mind, Frank. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

I hear the jury's still out on science. That's my son, you pothead! Heyyyyy, hermano. Turn this skiff around! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.