I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! And the soup of the day is bread. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Let the great experiment begin! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Touché, Pandora.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. It feels good to be back in a queen! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. It's ok. You be with Yam. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Heyyyyy, hermano.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Tobias Fünke costume. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'm sure Egg is a great person. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Everybody dance… NOW. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Obviously this blue part here is the land. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.