Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I hear the jury's still out on science. Chickens don't clap!

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

NO TOUCHING! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Those are balls. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. See for more good stuff. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Chickens don't clap!