Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Don't call my escorts whores. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

You can always tell a Milford man. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. First I blow him, then I poke him. Tobias Fünke costume. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Don't call my escorts whores. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Monday morning. COME ON! What a fun, sexy time for you.

She calls it a mayonegg. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!