I'm sure Egg is a great person. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Monday morning. COME ON! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? What have we always said is the most important thing? Oh, COME ON!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Oh, COME ON! She calls it a mayonegg. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Don't call my escorts whores. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Daddy horny, Michael. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Fun and failure both start out the same way. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.