How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Quicken! Premiere! They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Heyyyyy, hermano. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Happy Franklin Friday. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Shémale. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

It feels good to be back in a queen! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.