Those are balls. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Tobias Fünke costume. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. She calls it a mayonegg. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. What a fun, sexy time for you.

That's my son, you pothead! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I made a huge tiny mistake. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.