Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. She calls it a mayonegg. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

Operation Hot Mother. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'M A MONSTER!! I'm gonna go get sexy. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I hear the jury's still out on science. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. It walked on my pillow! They frame my junk. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Annhog's coming?