It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! She calls it a Mayonegg. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. It's OUR nausea. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

NO TOUCHING! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Daddy horny, Michael. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. That's my son, you pothead! Turn this skiff around!