I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

Chickens don't clap! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. But where did the lighter fluid come from? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

First I blow him, then I poke him. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Touché, Pandora. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Butterscotch! Want a lick? If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I hear the jury's still out on science.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. They frame my junk. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.