Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

I'M A MONSTER!! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Annyong. Monday morning. COME ON! It feels good to be back in a queen! Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! You boys know how to shovel coal?

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.