NO TOUCHING! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Heyyyyy, hermano. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I hear the jury's still out on science. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Let me out that Queen. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Way to plant, Ann! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.