So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Hair up, glasses off.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Daddy horny, Michael. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. NO TOUCHING! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Those are balls. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. A million ****ing diamonds! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I hear the jury's still out on science. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Everybody dance… NOW. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.