That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

GENE!! [screams] You can always tell a Milford man.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Turn this skiff around! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

God knows they're squinters. With spicy club sauce.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. There's a girl in my soup! I hear the jury's still out on science. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. GENE!! [screams]

Everybody dance… NOW. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

He's going to be all right. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? The Army had half a day.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! There are dozens of us! Dozens!