Everybody dance NOW. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? There's a girl in my soup! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

There's a girl in my soup! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Friday night. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. And the soup of the day is bread.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Also, your knee is on my heart. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.