Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. With spicy club sauce. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Chickens don't clap! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

I'm gonna go get sexy. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Operation Hot Mother. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. They frame my junk. Teamocil. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

Operation Hot Mother. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. First I blow him, then I poke him. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Let me out that Queen. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!