♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Quicken! Premiere! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…