Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I'M A MONSTER!!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. And the soup of the day is bread. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

God knows they're squinters. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Annyong. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Why are you squeezing me with your body? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. What have we always said is the most important thing? Fun and failure both start out the same way.

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Turn this skiff around! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.