The Army had half a day. They frame my junk. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Teamocil.

There's a girl in my soup! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

A million ****ing diamonds! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Say goodbye to THESE! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Family Love Michael. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I made a huge tiny mistake. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Turn this skiff around! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.