I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. That coat costs more than your house!

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Tobias is Queen Mary. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

Happy Franklin Friday. You're Killing Me, Buster. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Pound is tic-tac-toe right? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.