Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I made a huge tiny mistake. The Army had half a day. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Turn this skiff around!

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I made a huge tiny mistake. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Everybody dance… NOW. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Chickens don't clap! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Those are balls.

NO TOUCHING! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? GENE!! [screams] A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. You boys know how to shovel coal?

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. GENE!! [screams] I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? It feels good to be back in a queen! I don't appreciate the dry British humor. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! And THAT'S why you always leave a note.