I made a huge tiny mistake. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Turn this skiff around! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It's OUR nausea.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Daddy horny, Michael.

I'M A MONSTER!! Let the great experiment begin! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

With spicy club sauce. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.