George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Turn this skiff around! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Chickens don't clap! Oh, COME ON!

Teamocil. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Don't call my escorts whores. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

I made a huge tiny mistake. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Let me out that Queen. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.