She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Touché, Pandora. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Let me out that Queen. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

See for more good stuff. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Daddy horny, Michael. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? See for more good stuff. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. With spicy club sauce.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Family Love Michael. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Monday morning. COME ON! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

You're Killing Me, Buster. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.