Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

It's ok. You be with Yam. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Teamocil.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Chickens don't clap!

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I'm sure Egg is a great person. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Annyong. Mission Accomplished. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.