Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Teamocil. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

He's going to be all right. It's ok. You be with Yam. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I made a huge tiny mistake.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Chickens don't clap! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Fried cheese… with club sauce. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.