The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Way to plant, Ann! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Annhog's coming? That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Annhog's coming? I made a huge tiny mistake.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. What have we always said is the most important thing? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh, COME ON! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Shémale.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Friday night. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.