You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! This was a big get for God. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. It's a wonderful restaurant! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Pound is tic-tac-toe right? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Everybody dance… NOW. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

A night of heterosexual intercourse. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.