♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Say goodbye to THESE! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Monday morning. COME ON!

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Hair up, glasses off. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Hair up, glasses off. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Everybody dance NOW.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. And the soup of the day is bread. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. God knows they're squinters. It feels good to be back in a queen! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?