Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! It's OUR nausea.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. She calls it a mayonegg. That coat costs more than your house! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Douche chill! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. She calls it a mayonegg. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? They don't allow you to have bees in here. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

That's my son, you pothead! I should be in this Poof. They frame my junk. Those are balls. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Friday night. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. You boys know how to shovel coal? He's going to be all right. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.