A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Fun and failure both start out the same way. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Oh, COME ON!

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Mission Accomplished. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. It's a wonderful restaurant!

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.