In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Say goodbye to THESE! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Way to plant, Ann!

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Annyong. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

Everybody dance NOW. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. GENE!! [screams]

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Fried cheese… with club sauce. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! They frame my junk. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.