I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Everybody dance… NOW. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I hear the jury's still out on science. One for the ladies.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? The Army had half a day. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. There's a girl in my soup!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. That coat costs more than your house!