I'm sure Egg is a great person. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I hear the jury's still out on science. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Touché, Pandora. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Oh, COME ON!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Teamocil. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Annhog's coming? How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Monday morning. COME ON!

Heyyyyy, hermano. Hair up, glasses off.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.