The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Hair up, glasses off. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. They frame my junk. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

You boys know how to shovel coal? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Operation Hot Mother.

They frame my junk. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Let the great experiment begin! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

She calls it a mayonegg. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Annhog's coming? There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. And the soup of the day is bread. You boys know how to shovel coal? I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I may have committed some light treason. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!