Heyyyyy, hermano. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. First I blow him, then I poke him. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. See for more good stuff. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I made a huge tiny mistake. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Annhog's coming? You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I made a huge tiny mistake. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. See for more good stuff. That's my son, you pothead! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Oh, COME ON! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?