It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. It's a wonderful restaurant! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I made a huge tiny mistake.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Speaking of settling, How's Ann? A million [bleep]ing diamonds! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? God knows they're squinters. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. God knows they're squinters.