The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Quicken! Premiere! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.
They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.
Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.
This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Quicken! Premiere! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Friday night. Everybody dance NOW. Don't call my escorts whores. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Annhog's coming?
Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.
I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.
She calls it a Mayonegg. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. NO TOUCHING!
Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.