They frame my junk. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Turn this skiff around!

Tobias is Queen Mary. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. He's going to be all right. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? See for more good stuff. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Chickens don't clap! Hair up, glasses off. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. He's going to be all right.

This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

They don't allow you to have bees in here. With spicy club sauce.

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Mission Accomplished.