Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. He's going to be all right. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Family Love Michael. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Monday morning. COME ON! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Annyong. Annhog's coming?

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Those are balls. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.