No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! It's a wonderful restaurant! It feels good to be back in a queen! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I'm gonna go get sexy. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Say goodbye to THESE!

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…