Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Also, your knee is on my heart.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Shémale. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Turn this skiff around! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Obviously this blue part here is the land. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Happy Franklin Friday.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I made a huge tiny mistake. Chickens don't clap! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? NO TOUCHING!

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. God knows they're squinters. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Daddy horny, Michael. Everybody dance… NOW. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

One for the ladies. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Hair up, glasses off. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.