She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I may have committed some light treason. I may have committed some light treason. Chickens don't clap!

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I hear the jury's still out on science.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Let the great experiment begin! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Tobias is Queen Mary. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

One for the ladies. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Annhog's coming? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.