No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. God knows they're squinters. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

What a fun, sexy time for you. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Annhog's coming? There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. It's ok. You be with Yam. Shémale. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! She calls it a mayonegg.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Tobias Fünke costume. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

Oh, COME ON! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. She calls it a mayonegg. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.