I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. God knows they're squinters. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Mission Accomplished.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? And the soup of the day is bread. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Annhog's coming? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I hear the jury's still out on science. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I may have committed some light treason. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.