Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Turn this skiff around! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You boys know how to shovel coal? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? And the soup of the day is bread. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. This was a big get for God. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I'M A MONSTER!! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? GENE!! [screams] You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Oh, COME ON! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! What a fun, sexy time for you. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. That's my son, you pothead!

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.