I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. He's going to be all right. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Fun and failure both start out the same way. NO TOUCHING!

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Chickens don't clap! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I made a huge tiny mistake.

She calls it a mayonegg. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Let the great experiment begin! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? He's going to be all right. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. What's up, fizz-ellas. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I made a huge tiny mistake. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

That coat costs more than your house! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Don't call my escorts whores.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Family Love Michael. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Why are you squeezing me with your body? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.