I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I'm gonna go get sexy. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Happy Franklin Friday.

He's going to be all right. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Heyyyyy, hermano.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?