There's a girl in my soup! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. That coat costs more than your house! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. But where did the lighter fluid come from? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Touché, Pandora. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I made a huge tiny mistake.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.