I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? That coat costs more than your house! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

GENE!! [screams] I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. That coat costs more than your house! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!