What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. First I blow him, then I poke him. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Tobias Fünke costume. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. You're Killing Me, Buster. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Also, your knee is on my heart.

See for more good stuff. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. And the soup of the day is bread.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ What's up, fizz-ellas. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. It walked on my pillow! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. First I blow him, then I poke him. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?