Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Teamocil. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, COME ON! Teamocil.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. You're Killing Me, Buster. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I hear the jury's still out on science. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.