She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I made a huge tiny mistake. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Let me out that Queen.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! It's ok. You be with Yam. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Teamocil. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Annhog's coming? It's a wonderful restaurant! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Teamocil. GENE!! [screams]