It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I may have committed some light treason. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Butterscotch! Want a lick? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Friday night.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There are dozens of us! DOZENS! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. There are dozens of us! Dozens! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

GENE!! [screams] It's ok. You be with Yam. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.