I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Everybody dance… NOW.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

It feels good to be back in a queen! But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?