Friday night. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. If that man's straight, then I am sober. There are dozens of us! Dozens! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Operation Hot Mother. Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. It's OUR nausea.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. They frame my junk. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Heyyyyy, hermano. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Douche chill! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. It walked on my pillow! Obviously this blue part here is the land. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!