I may have committed some light treason. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

With spicy club sauce. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Douche chill! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

The Army had half a day. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Shémale. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.