I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

You can always tell a Milford man. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Teamocil. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Don't call my escorts whores. Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? It feels good to be back in a queen! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.