She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I may have committed some light treason. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Let me out that Queen. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. What's up, fizz-ellas.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Annhog's coming? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Heyyyyy, hermano. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Tobias Fünke costume. Quicken! Premiere!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Chickens don't clap! You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Turn this skiff around! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I hear the jury's still out on science. NO TOUCHING! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.