You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? I should be in this Poof. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. It feels good to be back in a queen! Also, your knee is on my heart.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Monday morning. COME ON! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Tobias is Queen Mary.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I'M A MONSTER!!

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Butterscotch! Want a lick? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Shémale. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Say goodbye to THESE!