Friday night. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Annhog's coming?

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? One for the ladies. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. NO TOUCHING! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

It's ok. You be with Yam. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? This was a big get for God. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Douche chill! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! You're blowing my mind, Frank. One for the ladies. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Daddy horny, Michael. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Obviously this blue part here is the land. That coat costs more than your house! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.