Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Teamocil.

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? This was a big get for God. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Everybody dance NOW.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Those are balls. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Chickens don't clap! She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? There are dozens of us! Dozens! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Go ahead, touch the cornballer. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Let the great experiment begin! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. It's a wonderful restaurant! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There are dozens of us! DOZENS! NO TOUCHING!