One for the ladies. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. What have we always said is the most important thing? Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Quicken! Premiere! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. I'm gonna go get sexy. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. What have we always said is the most important thing?

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Let the great experiment begin! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Annyong. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Those are balls. Tobias is Queen Mary. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I'M A MONSTER!! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!