Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. That coat costs more than your house! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. The Army had half a day.

Also, your knee is on my heart. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Chickens don't clap! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Butterscotch! Want a lick? Everybody dance NOW.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

Don't call my escorts whores. Don't call my escorts whores. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.