A night of heterosexual intercourse. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Are you at all concerned about an uprising? A million [bleep]ing diamonds! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. She calls it a Mayonegg. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I'M A MONSTER!! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ A night of heterosexual intercourse. That coat costs more than your house!

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Tobias Fünke costume. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I cheated and I lied and I whored around.