You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. It walked on my pillow! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

She calls it a mayonegg. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Let me out that Queen. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. She calls it a Mayonegg. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Heyyyyy, hermano. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Those are balls. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Let me out that Queen. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. She calls it a Mayonegg.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. NO TOUCHING! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.