You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Why are you squeezing me with your body? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. This was a big get for God.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's a wonderful restaurant!

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let the great experiment begin! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm gonna go get sexy. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Touché, Pandora. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Oh, COME ON! I may have committed some light treason.