Monday morning. COME ON! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Say goodbye to THESE!

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. Everybody dance NOW. But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Family Love Michael. Happy Franklin Friday. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

NO TOUCHING! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Operation Hot Mother. Teamocil. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Tobias is Queen Mary. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.