That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Oh, COME ON! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Fun and failure both start out the same way.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Everybody dance… NOW.

Those are balls. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I'M A MONSTER!! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Turn this skiff around! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. See for more good stuff.

Mission Accomplished. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Turn this skiff around!