Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Turn this skiff around! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. That's my son, you pothead! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Chickens don't clap! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Douche chill! What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Everybody dance NOW. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Touché, Pandora. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Operation Hot Mother.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.