That's my son, you pothead! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? A million ****ing diamonds! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.