How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Those are balls. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Operation Hot Mother. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!