It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! A night of heterosexual intercourse. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? It's a wonderful restaurant! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Heyyyyy, hermano.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.