A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Happy Franklin Friday. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Monday morning. COME ON! Happy Franklin Friday. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Turn this skiff around! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I'm gonna go get sexy.

They frame my junk. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

A night of heterosexual intercourse. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Shémale. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.