I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? It's a wonderful restaurant!

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

Quicken! Premiere! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Don't call my escorts whores. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Oh, COME ON! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

Fun and failure both start out the same way. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Heyyyyy, hermano. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Shémale. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.