It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! What have we always said is the most important thing? Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Happy Franklin Friday. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Touché, Pandora. Tobias is Queen Mary. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Happy Franklin Friday.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.