Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You boys know how to shovel coal?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Tobias is Queen Mary. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Daddy horny, Michael. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? With spicy club sauce. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Tobias is Queen Mary. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

I'm gonna go get sexy. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. It's ok. You be with Yam. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Obviously this blue part here is the land. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! There's a girl in my soup! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. What have we always said is the most important thing?