I've made a huge tiny mistake. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Daddy horny, Michael.

This was a big get for God. They frame my junk. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.