Friday night. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. What's up, fizz-ellas.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Shémale. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Touché, Pandora.

I hear the jury's still out on science. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? That coat costs more than your house! I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Everybody dance NOW.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.