Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Butterscotch! Want a lick?

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. You can always tell a Milford man.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Steve Holt? The moron jock? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I made a huge tiny mistake. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? A million ****ing diamonds! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Butterscotch! Want a lick?

If that man's straight, then I am sober. I hear the jury's still out on science. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Daddy horny, Michael. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.