Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. What have we always said is the most important thing?

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. First I blow him, then I poke him. Turn this skiff around!

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Mission Accomplished. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Mission Accomplished. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! God knows they're squinters. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.