No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Chickens don't clap!

One for the ladies. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! See for more good stuff. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" You're blowing my mind, Frank. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. First I blow him, then I poke him. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Douche chill!

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Quicken! Premiere! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.