Monday morning. COME ON! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? I'm gonna go get sexy.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. That coat costs more than your house! Annyong. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. He's going to be all right. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

They frame my junk. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. A night of heterosexual intercourse. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Quicken! Premiere! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. It feels good to be back in a queen! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.