One for the ladies. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. What have we always said is the most important thing? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Quicken! Premiere!

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Turn this skiff around! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. One for the ladies. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. You're Killing Me, Buster. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Annyong. A million ****ing diamonds! It walked on my pillow! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.