For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Daddy horny, Michael. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Daddy horny, Michael. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! She calls it a Mayonegg. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Let me out that Queen.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Family Love Michael. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Oh, COME ON!

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I'm sure Egg is a great person. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

I may have committed some light treason. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.