The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Oh, COME ON!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Monday morning. COME ON! It's ok. You be with Yam.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

Don't call my escorts whores. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.