Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Family Love Michael. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Tobias is Queen Mary. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Those are balls. The Army had half a day. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Operation Hot Mother. What have we always said is the most important thing?

Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. You're Killing Me, Buster. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

First I blow him, then I poke him. I made a huge tiny mistake. If that man's straight, then I am sober. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?