I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I hear the jury's still out on science. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Annyong. With spicy club sauce. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. With spicy club sauce.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!