And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Family Love Michael.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Obviously this blue part here is the land. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? The Army had half a day. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

You're Killing Me, Buster. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. What's up, fizz-ellas. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. First I blow him, then I poke him.