I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Let me out that Queen. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. A million ****ing diamonds! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Douche chill! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I've made a huge tiny mistake. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. This was a big get for God.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

What a fun, sexy time for you. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. And the soup of the day is bread.