However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. That's my son, you pothead!

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

It feels good to be back in a queen! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Hair up, glasses off.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. First I blow him, then I poke him. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Say goodbye to THESE!

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Teamocil. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.