I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I made a huge tiny mistake. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. You boys know how to shovel coal? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. It's OUR nausea.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?