What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. GENE!! [screams] Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers!

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. She calls it a mayonegg. See for more good stuff. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I'M A MONSTER!! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Monday morning. COME ON! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.