There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

What's up, fizz-ellas. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. A night of heterosexual intercourse. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. First I blow him, then I poke him. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

If that man's straight, then I am sober. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Oh, COME ON! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Let me out that Queen. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.