Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. It walked on my pillow! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. They frame my junk. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. What a fun, sexy time for you. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

I'M A MONSTER!! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. You're blowing my mind, Frank. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Quicken! Premiere! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Let the great experiment begin! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. She calls it a Mayonegg. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Everybody dance… NOW. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. A million ****ing diamonds! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I'M A MONSTER!!