Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. She calls it a Mayonegg. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Tobias is Queen Mary. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

This was a big get for God. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. See for more good stuff.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Why are you squeezing me with your body? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Touché, Pandora. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Tobias Fünke costume. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Family Love Michael. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!