Operation Hot Mother. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. If that man's straight, then I am sober. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. You can always tell a Milford man. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Turn this skiff around! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? What's up, fizz-ellas.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I've made a huge tiny mistake. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Tobias is Queen Mary. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. A million ****ing diamonds!

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?