I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ It's a wonderful restaurant! God knows they're squinters. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Quicken! Premiere! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Annhog's coming? This was a big get for God. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" I should be in this Poof. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. One for the ladies. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Butterscotch! Want a lick? Why are you squeezing me with your body? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? NO TOUCHING! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Operation Hot Mother. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.