I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Everybody dance… NOW. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. A million ****ing diamonds! Everybody dance… NOW. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I made a huge tiny mistake. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Mission Accomplished. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Everybody dance… NOW.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. They frame my junk. Way to plant, Ann!

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Douche chill!