Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. It's OUR nausea. I'M A MONSTER!! Oh, COME ON!

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I've made a huge tiny mistake. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! There's a girl in my soup! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

What have we always said is the most important thing? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'm gonna go get sexy.

Everybody dance NOW. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I made a huge tiny mistake. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!