Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I'M A MONSTER!! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! You're Killing Me, Buster. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Heyyyyy, hermano.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! NO TOUCHING! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. If that man's straight, then I am sober. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. First I blow him, then I poke him. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Say goodbye to THESE! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

I should be in this Poof. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Friday night. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!