Heyyyyy, hermano. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Happy Franklin Friday. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. She calls it a Mayonegg.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Monday morning. COME ON! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! What's up, fizz-ellas. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Those are balls. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? This was a big get for God. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I'M A MONSTER!!

Friday night. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I'm gonna go get sexy. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.