YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Quicken! Premiere! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Turn this skiff around! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.