The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Why are you squeezing me with your body? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Also, your knee is on my heart. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.
Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.
Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Tobias is Queen Mary. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?
Let the great experiment begin! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I may have committed some light treason. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I made a huge tiny mistake.
Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Annyong.
NO TOUCHING! Everybody dance… NOW. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Friday night. Douche chill! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.
Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!
It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?
Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Turn this skiff around!
With spicy club sauce. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Say goodbye to THESE! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.