Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. He's going to be all right. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. That's my son, you pothead! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

I'm gonna go get sexy. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! See for more good stuff. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. God knows they're squinters. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Butterscotch! Want a lick? You're blowing my mind, Frank. I hear the jury's still out on science.