Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Fun and failure both start out the same way. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Hair up, glasses off. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Friday night.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Touché, Pandora.

This was a big get for God. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. This was a big get for God. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Way to plant, Ann! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Hair up, glasses off. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

I'M A MONSTER!! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.