This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. You're Killing Me, Buster.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Chickens don't clap! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. What have we always said is the most important thing? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Also, your knee is on my heart. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I hear the jury's still out on science. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Teamocil. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Turn this skiff around!

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Annhog's coming? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I made a huge tiny mistake. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.