Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. She calls it a mayonegg. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. You're Killing Me, Buster. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

Oh, COME ON! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Happy Franklin Friday. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! But where did the lighter fluid come from? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Touché, Pandora. Chickens don't clap! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Happy Franklin Friday.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Quicken! Premiere! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Douche chill! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.