These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I hear the jury's still out on science. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? See for more good stuff. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's OUR nausea. What's up, fizz-ellas. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Tobias is Queen Mary. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. That coat costs more than your house! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. What a fun, sexy time for you. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

That's my son, you pothead! Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.