How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. That's my son, you pothead! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. She calls it a Mayonegg. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? But where did the lighter fluid come from? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Oh, COME ON! Monday morning. COME ON!

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Oh, COME ON!

Turn this skiff around! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! She calls it a mayonegg. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.