It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.
For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Touché, Pandora. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. One for the ladies. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
But where did the lighter fluid come from? Happy Franklin Friday.
Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? You're blowing my mind, Frank. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..
Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.
So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Don't call my escorts whores. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Everybody dance… NOW.
You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?
I cheated and I lied and I whored around. There's a girl in my soup!
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I made a huge tiny mistake.
You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! That coat costs more than your house!