Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? There's a girl in my soup!

I may have committed some light treason. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? It's ok. You be with Yam. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I made a huge tiny mistake.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? First I blow him, then I poke him. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. It walked on my pillow! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)