This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Why are you squeezing me with your body? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Touché, Pandora.

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Teamocil. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

Annyong. It's ok. You be with Yam. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?