This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Friday night. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

First I blow him, then I poke him. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Everybody dance… NOW. It's ok. You be with Yam. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Happy Franklin Friday. Happy Franklin Friday.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

NO TOUCHING! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Douche chill! Let me out that Queen.