She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Friday night. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I hear the jury's still out on science. It's OUR nausea.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Shémale. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. What's up, fizz-ellas. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Shémale. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.