Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! First I blow him, then I poke him. Tobias Fünke costume. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

What's up, fizz-ellas. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Operation Hot Mother. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Chickens don't clap! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Turn this skiff around! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

One for the ladies. Don't call my escorts whores. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪