I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Teamocil.
Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.
Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!
I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.
Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!
♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.
The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I hear the jury's still out on science.
I made a huge tiny mistake. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..
What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?
You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? He's going to be all right.