Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Daddy horny, Michael. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. This was a big get for God. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Annyong. Steve Holt? The moron jock? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Family Love Michael. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) A million [bleep]ing diamonds! A night of heterosexual intercourse. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

It's a wonderful restaurant! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I hear the jury's still out on science.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Annyong.

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?