They frame my junk. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? It feels good to be back in a queen! In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? With spicy club sauce. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I'M A MONSTER!!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Friday night. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. What have we always said is the most important thing? It's OUR nausea.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Heyyyyy, hermano.