I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

What's up, fizz-ellas. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. First I blow him, then I poke him. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Also, your knee is on my heart. This was a big get for God. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

Annhog's coming? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Chickens don't clap! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Steve Holt? The moron jock?