There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. You boys know how to shovel coal? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Shémale.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. She calls it a mayonegg. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Douche chill! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I hear the jury's still out on science. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's OUR nausea. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.