I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Also, your knee is on my heart. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Douche chill!

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I hear the jury's still out on science. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Don't call my escorts whores. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Turn this skiff around! Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.