After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Mission Accomplished.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Heyyyyy, hermano. Chickens don't clap! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Way to plant, Ann! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! What's up, fizz-ellas. A night of heterosexual intercourse. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

God knows they're squinters. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Douche chill! Family Love Michael.