If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? A night of heterosexual intercourse. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

I'M A MONSTER!! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

Fried cheese… with club sauce. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Turn this skiff around! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Annhog's coming?