Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! That coat costs more than your house!

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Annhog's coming? And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Let's see some bananas and nuts! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? She calls it a mayonegg.

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?