So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." They frame my junk.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Don't call my escorts whores. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

See for more good stuff. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I'm sure Egg is a great person. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I hear the jury's still out on science. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Touché, Pandora. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Chickens don't clap!