Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Chickens don't clap! Those are balls. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

There are dozens of us! Dozens! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.