Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Hair up, glasses off. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Way to plant, Ann! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. GENE!! [screams] Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
Pound is tic-tac-toe right? It feels good to be back in a queen! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Heyyyyy, hermano. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪
Let the great experiment begin! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.
The Army had half a day. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.
We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. GENE!! [screams] We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
You can control your bladder when you're dead! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I hear the jury's still out on science. Chickens don't clap!