Shémale. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Oh, COME ON! Let the great experiment begin! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? A million ****ing diamonds! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" It's OUR nausea.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

I made a huge tiny mistake. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!