I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I made a huge tiny mistake.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I hear the jury's still out on science.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Family Love Michael. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Heyyyyy, hermano. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I should be in this Poof. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'M A MONSTER!! It's OUR nausea.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!