There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Happy Franklin Friday.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Friday night. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! What have we always said is the most important thing? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. ¬°Soy loco por los Cornballs! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! I'M A MONSTER!! Annhog's coming? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I made a huge tiny mistake.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

And the soup of the day is bread. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There are dozens of us! Dozens!