A million [bleep]ing diamonds! It's a wonderful restaurant!

I'm gonna go get sexy. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I'm sure Egg is a great person. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. A million ****ing diamonds! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Monday morning. COME ON! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I should be in this Poof. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Tobias Fünke costume. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! What's up, fizz-ellas. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? You can control your bladder when you're dead!

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.