I made a huge tiny mistake. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

I hear the jury's still out on science. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Chickens don't clap! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Operation Hot Mother. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! But where did the lighter fluid come from?

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. One for the ladies. Teamocil.

Annyong. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.