[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

It's a wonderful restaurant! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Everybody dance NOW. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. She calls it a Mayonegg. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." And the soup of the day is bread.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.