Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Monday morning. COME ON! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Turn this skiff around! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

You can always tell a Milford man. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

What have we always said is the most important thing? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You can always tell a Milford man. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Quicken! Premiere! ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Chickens don't clap!

He's going to be all right. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Chickens don't clap! She calls it a mayonegg. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.