Steve Holt? The moron jock? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I hear the jury's still out on science. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! That coat costs more than your house!

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… What have we always said is the most important thing? There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪