It walked on my pillow! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? He's going to be all right. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I'm sure Egg is a great person. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. There are dozens of us! Dozens! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. What a fun, sexy time for you. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?