You're blowing my mind, Frank. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I made a huge tiny mistake. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. What have we always said is the most important thing?

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I hear the jury's still out on science. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Daddy horny, Michael. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? That's my son, you pothead!

Teamocil. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?