Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. It feels good to be back in a queen! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Don't call my escorts whores.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. One for the ladies.

NO TOUCHING! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Turn this skiff around! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. A million ****ing diamonds!

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. They don't allow you to have bees in here.