She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. It's a wonderful restaurant! I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Oh, COME ON! They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. That's my son, you pothead! Everybody dance NOW.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Turn this skiff around! It feels good to be back in a queen! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I'm gonna go get sexy.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Everybody dance… NOW. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.