That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

It's ok. You be with Yam. They frame my junk.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Also, your knee is on my heart.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Everybody dance NOW. NO TOUCHING! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ You can control your bladder when you're dead! If that man's straight, then I am sober. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. You're Killing Me, Buster. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! The Army had half a day.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Daddy horny, Michael.