Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Don't call my escorts whores. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Mission Accomplished.

Let me out that Queen. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

I should be in this Poof. Say goodbye to THESE! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Turn this skiff around! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. GENE!! [screams]

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Chickens don't clap! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Touché, Pandora. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.