I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Annyong.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I hear the jury's still out on science. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. A million ****ing diamonds! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

Annyong. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Chickens don't clap! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Turn this skiff around! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)