Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. A million ****ing diamonds! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Turn this skiff around! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It walked on my pillow!

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Say goodbye to THESE!

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Annhog's coming?

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.