Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Chickens don't clap! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Don't call my escorts whores. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. A million ****ing diamonds! What have we always said is the most important thing?

Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

I made a huge tiny mistake. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? And the soup of the day is bread.