Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. That's my son, you pothead!

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

It feels good to be back in a queen! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Say goodbye to THESE!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. That coat costs more than your house! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.