♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ See for more good stuff. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Family Love Michael. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Way to plant, Ann! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! You can control your bladder when you're dead! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?