You boys know how to shovel coal? Are you at all concerned about an uprising? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Are you at all concerned about an uprising? What have we always said is the most important thing? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I hear the jury's still out on science. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? But where did the lighter fluid come from?