Fried cheese… with club sauce. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. It's a wonderful restaurant! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. GENE!! [screams] We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Those are balls. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Teamocil.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." There's a girl in my soup! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I made a huge tiny mistake.

Mission Accomplished. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Everybody dance NOW. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?