And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Touché, Pandora. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I made a huge tiny mistake. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Annhog's coming? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Don't call my escorts whores.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I'm gonna go get sexy.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. It walked on my pillow! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Everybody dance… NOW. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. That coat costs more than your house! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

There's a girl in my soup! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. With spicy club sauce.