I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? She calls it a Mayonegg. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

Fried cheese… with club sauce. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? You can control your bladder when you're dead! Daddy horny, Michael. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. And the soup of the day is bread. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.