It walked on my pillow! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

You can always tell a Milford man. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Fried cheese… with club sauce. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I'm gonna go get sexy. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Oh, COME ON! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Douche chill! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'm sure Egg is a great person. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.