It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I'm sure Egg is a great person. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? And the soup of the day is bread. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Say goodbye to THESE! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Quicken! Premiere! Chickens don't clap! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. NO TOUCHING!

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Chickens don't clap!