Family Love Michael. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Also, your knee is on my heart. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Monday morning. COME ON! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Operation Hot Mother. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. If that man's straight, then I am sober. It feels good to be back in a queen!

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. There's a girl in my soup! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Operation Hot Mother. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Touché, Pandora. Monday morning. COME ON! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Daddy horny, Michael. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Let the great experiment begin! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.