Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Heyyyyy, hermano. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." What a fun, sexy time for you. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Everybody dance NOW. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Mission Accomplished. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. It feels good to be back in a queen! Why are you squeezing me with your body? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Tobias is Queen Mary. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

She calls it a mayonegg. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.