Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Monday morning. COME ON!

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Turn this skiff around! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

A million ****ing diamonds! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. It's ok. You be with Yam.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. It's ok. You be with Yam.

She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.