The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Oh, COME ON!

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You boys know how to shovel coal?

Steve Holt? The moron jock? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. First I blow him, then I poke him. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

It feels good to be back in a queen! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.