This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I hear the jury's still out on science. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. A million ****ing diamonds!

Touché, Pandora. I'M A MONSTER!! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Also, your knee is on my heart. Chickens don't clap!

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? It's a wonderful restaurant! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Say goodbye to THESE! GENE!! [screams]

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I should be in this Poof.

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.