It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? This was a big get for God.

With spicy club sauce. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. You can control your bladder when you're dead! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

You can always tell a Milford man. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? There are dozens of us! Dozens! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. Let the great experiment begin! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

Turn this skiff around! That coat costs more than your house!

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. The Army had half a day. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Way to plant, Ann!

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? One for the ladies. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.