Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. With spicy club sauce. Daddy horny, Michael. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! What have we always said is the most important thing? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Touché, Pandora. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? What a fun, sexy time for you. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

Tobias Fünke costume. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Monday morning. COME ON! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.