Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Fried cheese… with club sauce. It's ok. You be with Yam. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Everybody dance NOW. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. What have we always said is the most important thing? I've made a huge tiny mistake. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

She calls it a mayonegg. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Happy Franklin Friday.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Operation Hot Mother. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Heyyyyy, hermano.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Mission Accomplished. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! It feels good to be back in a queen! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Perhaps an attic shall I seek.