I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Don't call my escorts whores. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. You boys know how to shovel coal?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? One for the ladies. Let me out that Queen. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Turn this skiff around! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Hair up, glasses off. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Family Love Michael. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. He's going to be all right.

It walked on my pillow! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?