No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Happy Franklin Friday. With spicy club sauce. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Turn this skiff around! Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. One for the ladies. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I should be in this Poof. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.