Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? First I blow him, then I poke him.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Oh, COME ON! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. The Army had half a day.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Chickens don't clap! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Friday night. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. And the soup of the day is bread. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I hear the jury's still out on science. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.