Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

Annyong. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. One for the ladies. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

A million ****ing diamonds! But where did the lighter fluid come from? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

I made a huge tiny mistake. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.