If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Let's see some bananas and nuts! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Daddy horny, Michael. Also, your knee is on my heart. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

The Army had half a day. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I should be in this Poof. Why are you squeezing me with your body? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. It feels good to be back in a queen! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Tobias Fünke costume.

Annyong. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. See for more good stuff. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

There's a girl in my soup! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. He's going to be all right. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I hear the jury's still out on science. Let me out that Queen.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'M A MONSTER!! Say goodbye to THESE!

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Family Love Michael. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!