It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. That's my son, you pothead!

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. It's a wonderful restaurant! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

It feels good to be back in a queen! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

Oh, COME ON! The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.