Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! You can control your bladder when you're dead! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! What a fun, sexy time for you. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Everybody dance… NOW. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Teamocil. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You can always tell a Milford man. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪