The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? It feels good to be back in a queen! Operation Hot Mother. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. It's ok. You be with Yam. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. First I blow him, then I poke him. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Touché, Pandora. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" But where did the lighter fluid come from? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. First I blow him, then I poke him. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Turn this skiff around! Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.