Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I've made a huge tiny mistake. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Friday night. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. It feels good to be back in a queen! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I'm gonna go get sexy. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Touché, Pandora. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Let the great experiment begin! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.