He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. There's a girl in my soup!

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. A million ****ing diamonds! Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

It feels good to be back in a queen! It's OUR nausea. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Way to plant, Ann! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Don't call my escorts whores. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Tobias is Queen Mary. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.