Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? If that man's straight, then I am sober. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Everybody dance… NOW. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Say goodbye to THESE! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Let's see some bananas and nuts! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. You boys know how to shovel coal?

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. It's ok. You be with Yam.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? She calls it a mayonegg. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.