It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Happy Franklin Friday.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! It's ok. You be with Yam.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You can always tell a Milford man. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! One for the ladies. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Say goodbye to THESE! You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?