Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. One for the ladies. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Obviously this blue part here is the land. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Touché, Pandora. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! First I blow him, then I poke him. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! That's my son, you pothead! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.