♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. He's going to be all right. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Chickens don't clap! A night of heterosexual intercourse. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I hear the jury's still out on science. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. It walked on my pillow! You boys know how to shovel coal? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Let's see some bananas and nuts!

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Tobias Fünke costume. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.