Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

Mission Accomplished. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. You're Killing Me, Buster. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. The Army had half a day.