Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. That's my son, you pothead! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I may have committed some light treason. First I blow him, then I poke him.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Happy Franklin Friday.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Turn this skiff around! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Quicken! Premiere! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Those are balls. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.