Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I should be in this Poof. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. First I blow him, then I poke him. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Everybody dance… NOW. Daddy horny, Michael. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.