Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Operation Hot Mother. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I'm sure Egg is a great person. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

I'm gonna go get sexy. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Operation Hot Mother. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

And the soup of the day is bread. GENE!! [screams] Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ There are dozens of us! Dozens! Let me out that Queen. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.