She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Let the great experiment begin! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Hair up, glasses off.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

The Army had half a day. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Chickens don't clap!

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I'm sure Egg is a great person. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? You can control your bladder when you're dead!