Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. This was a big get for God. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. See for more good stuff. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Shémale. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

Those are balls. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I hear the jury's still out on science. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Monday morning. COME ON! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. You're blowing my mind, Frank. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. What have we always said is the most important thing? I'll sacrifice anything for my children.