Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Say goodbye to THESE! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Daddy horny, Michael. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.