The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Obviously this blue part here is the land. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Chickens don't clap! God knows they're squinters.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

Daddy horny, Michael. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Mission Accomplished. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Way to plant, Ann!

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.