My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Turn this skiff around! Teamocil.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. She calls it a mayonegg. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I'M A MONSTER!! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I made a huge tiny mistake. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Quicken! Premiere! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Friday night.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. You can always tell a Milford man.