Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Family Love Michael. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Annhog's coming? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? If that man's straight, then I am sober.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. What's up, fizz-ellas.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Monday morning. COME ON!

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I should be in this Poof. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.