Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Quicken! Premiere!

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

That coat costs more than your house! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Let me out that Queen. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Annyong. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I hear the jury's still out on science.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Tobias is Queen Mary.

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. It walked on my pillow! ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Daddy horny, Michael. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Friday night. I should be in this Poof. I hear the jury's still out on science.