It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? And the soup of the day is bread. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! With spicy club sauce. What have we always said is the most important thing? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Operation Hot Mother. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. The Army had half a day. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I made a huge tiny mistake. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? A million ****ing diamonds! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Tobias is Queen Mary.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I should be in this Poof. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.