We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Chickens don't clap! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You boys know how to shovel coal? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I should be in this Poof.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Operation Hot Mother. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Touché, Pandora. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.