Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Let the great experiment begin!

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A night of heterosexual intercourse. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. You boys know how to shovel coal? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Turn this skiff around! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I may have committed some light treason. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? A million [bleep]ing diamonds! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

I should be in this Poof. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.