Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. There's a girl in my soup! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. They frame my junk. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I'M A MONSTER!! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Shémale. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.