Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I hear the jury's still out on science. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Tobias Fünke costume.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Don't call my escorts whores. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. The Army had half a day.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Everybody dance NOW. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Let me out that Queen. Tobias Fünke costume. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Annyong. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I made a huge tiny mistake. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?