Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– This was a big get for God. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I hear the jury's still out on science.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Operation Hot Mother. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Operation Hot Mother. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Mission Accomplished. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Everybody dance NOW. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.