If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Don't call my escorts whores.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. One for the ladies. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I hear the jury's still out on science. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Don't call my escorts whores.

There's a girl in my soup! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. It walked on my pillow! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. They frame my junk. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Tobias Fünke costume.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Steve Holt? The moron jock? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? One for the ladies.

Daddy horny, Michael. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Annhog's coming?