So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? GENE!! [screams] That coat costs more than your house! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. They frame my junk. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Also, your knee is on my heart.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Annyong. Operation Hot Mother. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Shémale. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? You can control your bladder when you're dead! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Everybody dance NOW.