Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. He's going to be all right.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I hear the jury's still out on science. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! What have we always said is the most important thing?

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. A million ****ing diamonds! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Daddy horny, Michael. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?