I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Way to plant, Ann! Annyong. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Turn this skiff around! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Annyong. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ They don't allow you to have bees in here.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

Don't call my escorts whores. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Butterscotch! Want a lick? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I should be in this Poof. Hair up, glasses off. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Fried cheese… with club sauce. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…