Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Tobias Fünke costume. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Teamocil. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. NO TOUCHING!

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. It feels good to be back in a queen! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.