I may have committed some light treason. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Friday night.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Teamocil. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm sure Egg is a great person. You're Killing Me, Buster. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Quicken! Premiere! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.