I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? You can always tell a Milford man. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. What's up, fizz-ellas. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Turn this skiff around! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. What have we always said is the most important thing?

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I'M A MONSTER!!

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'M A MONSTER!! You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.