You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! You're blowing my mind, Frank. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. First I blow him, then I poke him.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. What's up, fizz-ellas.

Annyong. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Let the great experiment begin!

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Touché, Pandora.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

I may have committed some light treason. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?