Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Let me out that Queen. Family Love Michael. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You're Killing Me, Buster. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

She calls it a Mayonegg. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. With spicy club sauce. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.