I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

Chickens don't clap! Those are balls. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Hair up, glasses off. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? You're blowing my mind, Frank. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

It feels good to be back in a queen! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. It's OUR nausea. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Chickens don't clap! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Operation Hot Mother. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Chickens don't clap!

You're Killing Me, Buster. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.