A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Say goodbye to THESE! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

Chickens don't clap! It's OUR nausea. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? NO TOUCHING! You're Killing Me, Buster. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. If that man's straight, then I am sober. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

Teamocil. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. A million ****ing diamonds! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.