What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Fried cheese… with club sauce. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. With spicy club sauce.

It's ok. You be with Yam. She calls it a mayonegg. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.