And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Let the great experiment begin! Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

Turn this skiff around! Fried cheese… with club sauce.

Talk you off what, Pop Pop? You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

That coat costs more than your house! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I made a huge tiny mistake. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I'm gonna go get sexy. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Fried cheese… with club sauce. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Tobias Fünke costume. You're blowing my mind, Frank. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.