That coat costs more than your house! Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Let the great experiment begin! Quicken! Premiere! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. I hear the jury's still out on science. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Mission Accomplished. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.