Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Happy Franklin Friday.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Touché, Pandora. Douche chill! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

A million ****ing diamonds! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Oh, COME ON! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Douche chill! Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Heyyyyy, hermano. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.