I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

You boys know how to shovel coal? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! What's up, fizz-ellas. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's ok. You be with Yam. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. What a fun, sexy time for you. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Chickens don't clap! What a fun, sexy time for you. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Quicken! Premiere!