Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. God knows they're squinters. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Turn this skiff around! Let the great experiment begin!

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Perhaps an attic shall I seek. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. That coat costs more than your house! Shémale. Oh, COME ON! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Don't call my escorts whores. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.