Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. There's a girl in my soup! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… You're Killing Me, Buster. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! What a fun, sexy time for you. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Monday morning. COME ON!

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Teamocil.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

That's my son, you pothead! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. First I blow him, then I poke him.