That coat costs more than your house! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. With spicy club sauce. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Turn this skiff around! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Heyyyyy, hermano.

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Tobias is Queen Mary. They frame my junk. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

Everybody dance… NOW. I may have committed some light treason. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Daddy horny, Michael. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Daddy horny, Michael. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Tobias Fünke costume. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.