Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Say goodbye to THESE!

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. It feels good to be back in a queen!

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Friday night.