You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. A million ****ing diamonds! She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. This was a big get for God.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I made a huge tiny mistake. Chickens don't clap! Turn this skiff around! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I've made a huge tiny mistake. Monday morning. COME ON!