I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? A million ****ing diamonds! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? The Army had half a day. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Also, your knee is on my heart. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. First I blow him, then I poke him. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Tobias is Queen Mary. Teamocil. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) A million ****ing diamonds! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Let me out that Queen. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

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