That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Oh, COME ON! And the soup of the day is bread. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

It's ok. You be with Yam. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. They frame my junk. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Teamocil. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Happy Franklin Friday. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Operation Hot Mother. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! That coat costs more than your house!

Shémale. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Touché, Pandora. Turn this skiff around! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.