Family Love Michael. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

Daddy horny, Michael. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I'm sure Egg is a great person. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." That coat costs more than your house! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. I'm gonna go get sexy. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. You're Killing Me, Buster. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.