Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

I may have committed some light treason. She calls it a Mayonegg. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

I should be in this Poof. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. I may have committed some light treason. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Teamocil. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Happy Franklin Friday.

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

What have we always said is the most important thing? Hair up, glasses off.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.