What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Friday night. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Quicken! Premiere! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Say goodbye to THESE! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Tobias is Queen Mary. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Let me out that Queen. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Daddy horny, Michael. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Shémale. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's ok. You be with Yam. A night of heterosexual intercourse.