That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. That's my son, you pothead! And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. They frame my junk. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Heart attack never stopped old big bear! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Daddy horny, Michael.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Turn this skiff around! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Let me out that Queen. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

She calls it a mayonegg. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

It feels good to be back in a queen! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.