Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Annyong. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Happy Franklin Friday. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! It's OUR nausea. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Shémale.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Monday morning. COME ON! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

You can always tell a Milford man. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. But where did the lighter fluid come from? A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.