It's a wonderful restaurant! The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Mission Accomplished. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

I'm gonna go get sexy. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Monday morning. COME ON! Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A night of heterosexual intercourse. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. He's going to be all right.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Chickens don't clap!

Mission Accomplished. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Teamocil. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. You boys know how to shovel coal? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.