I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Butterscotch! Want a lick? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. They don't allow you to have bees in here. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

I may have committed some light treason. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

And the soup of the day is bread. There are dozens of us! Dozens! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Touché, Pandora. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! One for the ladies. Fun and failure both start out the same way.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. With spicy club sauce. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.