It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Oh, COME ON! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Turn this skiff around! Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! She calls it a Mayonegg. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. NO TOUCHING! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to THESE! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. What's up, fizz-ellas.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. God knows they're squinters. You're blowing my mind, Frank. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.