Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Everybody dance NOW. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Daddy horny, Michael. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

She calls it a mayonegg. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. NO TOUCHING! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Everybody dance NOW.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Teamocil. First I blow him, then I poke him. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Daddy horny, Michael. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I'M A MONSTER!! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Don't call my escorts whores. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.