Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Touché, Pandora. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Steve Holt? The moron jock?

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I'M A MONSTER!!