One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. This was a big get for God. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

Annhog's coming? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. That coat costs more than your house! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Way to plant, Ann! I made a huge tiny mistake. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Touché, Pandora. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.