I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I hear the jury's still out on science.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It's a wonderful restaurant! Hair up, glasses off. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Everybody dance NOW. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Tobias Fünke costume. That coat costs more than your house! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! What's up, fizz-ellas. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Tobias is Queen Mary. This was a big get for God. What's up, fizz-ellas. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

Let's see some bananas and nuts! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Happy Franklin Friday. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.