I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. If that man's straight, then I am sober. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Why are you squeezing me with your body? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

Hair up, glasses off. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'M A MONSTER!! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? First I blow him, then I poke him. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. She calls it a mayonegg. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!