Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? She calls it a mayonegg. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

Annhog's coming? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Tobias is Queen Mary. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I hear the jury's still out on science. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Shémale. It feels good to be back in a queen! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. You boys know how to shovel coal? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Everybody dance NOW. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Everybody dance… NOW. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Annyong. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I hear the jury's still out on science. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.