Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. What have we always said is the most important thing? Steve Holt? The moron jock? Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Everybody dance NOW. I made a huge tiny mistake. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. There's a girl in my soup!

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. He's going to be all right. GENE!! [screams]

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. It's ok. You be with Yam. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! It feels good to be back in a queen! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

Touché, Pandora. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.