"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Annhog's coming? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Annhog's coming?

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. There's a girl in my soup! It's ok. You be with Yam. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Also, your knee is on my heart. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Happy Franklin Friday. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? With spicy club sauce. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! You're blowing my mind, Frank. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.