I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Way to plant, Ann! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

I made a huge tiny mistake. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..