Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I should be in this Poof. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. That's my son, you pothead!

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. You're Killing Me, Buster. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Obviously this blue part here is the land.

We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Heyyyyy, hermano. It's ok. You be with Yam. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I should be in this Poof. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. See for more good stuff. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Operation Hot Mother. That coat costs more than your house! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

Hair up, glasses off. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].