Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Touché, Pandora. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Happy Franklin Friday.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. It's OUR nausea. I'm gonna go get sexy. You can always tell a Milford man. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I'm gonna go get sexy.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Turn this skiff around! She calls it a Mayonegg. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. See for more good stuff. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.