You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. NO TOUCHING!

Don't call my escorts whores. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Family Love Michael. Everybody dance… NOW.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

A million ****ing diamonds! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I made a huge tiny mistake. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Don't call my escorts whores. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.