Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. One for the ladies. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Way to plant, Ann! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! She calls it a mayonegg.

Turn this skiff around! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Heyyyyy, hermano. She calls it a Mayonegg. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It's a wonderful restaurant! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.