Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. What have we always said is the most important thing? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I hear the jury's still out on science. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. They frame my junk.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Daddy horny, Michael. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. There are dozens of us! Dozens! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Annhog's coming? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Heyyyyy, hermano.