That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. She calls it a mayonegg. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. GENE!! [screams]

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Chickens don't clap! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. God knows they're squinters. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Shémale. Chickens don't clap! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I hear the jury's still out on science. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.