The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. You can always tell a Milford man. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Family Love Michael. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

I made a huge tiny mistake. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Chickens don't clap! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

Quicken! Premiere! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.