It walked on my pillow! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I'M A MONSTER!! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Hair up, glasses off. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Talk you off what, Pop Pop? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Daddy horny, Michael.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. It's OUR nausea. Teamocil. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Monday morning. COME ON! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Tobias Fünke costume. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

Family Love Michael. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!