Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

Annhog's coming? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. You're Killing Me, Buster. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?