Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

Chickens don't clap! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Monday morning. COME ON! If that man's straight, then I am sober. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Touché, Pandora. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Douche chill! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.