Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! It's a wonderful restaurant! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Daddy horny, Michael. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Quicken! Premiere! Also, your knee is on my heart. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Shémale. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. He's going to be all right. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! That coat costs more than your house! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

GENE!! [screams] You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Turn this skiff around! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.