However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Say goodbye to THESE! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. The Army had half a day. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I should be in this Poof.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Hair up, glasses off. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.