If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Way to plant, Ann! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Operation Hot Mother. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Everybody dance… NOW. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

I've made a huge tiny mistake. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. A million ****ing diamonds! It walked on my pillow!

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! She calls it a Mayonegg.

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. What have we always said is the most important thing? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Shémale. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.