Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You boys know how to shovel coal? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Quicken! Premiere! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ They don't allow you to have bees in here. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Don't call my escorts whores. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Turn this skiff around! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. First I blow him, then I poke him. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Daddy horny, Michael. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

Annyong. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.