Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Butterscotch! Want a lick? And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Oh, COME ON! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Hair up, glasses off. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

A million ****ing diamonds! This was a big get for God. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Oh, COME ON! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Family Love Michael. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Teamocil. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.