I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. That's my son, you pothead!

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Chickens don't clap! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. There's a girl in my soup! I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Family Love Michael. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Touché, Pandora. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I may have committed some light treason. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.