Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Monday morning. COME ON!

Douche chill! Say goodbye to THESE!

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. That's my son, you pothead! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. See for more good stuff. One for the ladies. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. If that man's straight, then I am sober.