Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

I may have committed some light treason. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. A million ****ing diamonds! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Fried cheese… with club sauce. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! What a fun, sexy time for you. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. It feels good to be back in a queen! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!