The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! A night of heterosexual intercourse.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Those are balls. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Oh, COME ON! [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Annyong. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Daddy horny, Michael. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Annhog's coming? You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.