Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. The Army had half a day. Chickens don't clap! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Annyong. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.