I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Tobias Fünke costume.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. You can always tell a Milford man. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! You can always tell a Milford man. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

First I blow him, then I poke him. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. You boys know how to shovel coal? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.