Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Mission Accomplished. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Quicken! Premiere! Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I hear the jury's still out on science.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. She calls it a Mayonegg. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Monday morning. COME ON!

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Quicken! Premiere! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! What's up, fizz-ellas.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Family Love Michael. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

What have we always said is the most important thing? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

She calls it a Mayonegg. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.