Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Friday night. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Heyyyyy, hermano. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If that man's straight, then I am sober. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

I may have committed some light treason. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Say goodbye to THESE! It's a wonderful restaurant!

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? See for more good stuff. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!