Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. It's OUR nausea. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Fun and failure both start out the same way. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Go ahead, touch the cornballer. One for the ladies. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.