You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? What have we always said is the most important thing? And the soup of the day is bread. Tobias Fünke costume.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Heyyyyy, hermano. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? NO TOUCHING! Everybody dance NOW. With spicy club sauce. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. What's up, fizz-ellas. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Why are you squeezing me with your body? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. You can always tell a Milford man. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There are dozens of us! Dozens! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Daddy horny, Michael. I may have committed some light treason. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Those are balls. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Teamocil. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!