Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. There are dozens of us! Dozens! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Quicken! Premiere! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. What have we always said is the most important thing?

What's up, fizz-ellas. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Let me out that Queen. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

Mission Accomplished. One for the ladies. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!