I'M A MONSTER!! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Chickens don't clap! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Family Love Michael. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I hear the jury's still out on science. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Chickens don't clap! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! What's up, fizz-ellas.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.