Monday morning. COME ON! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. See for more good stuff.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Monday morning. COME ON! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! He's going to be all right. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Mission Accomplished. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? This was a big get for God. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. A million ****ing diamonds! But where did the lighter fluid come from? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Tobias Fünke costume. I hear the jury's still out on science. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!