It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

The Army had half a day. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Turn this skiff around! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

She calls it a mayonegg. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. It's a wonderful restaurant!

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.