Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Annyong. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! NO TOUCHING! You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. There are dozens of us! Dozens! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Touché, Pandora. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. GENE!! [screams]

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Tobias is Queen Mary. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.