I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Butterscotch! Want a lick? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Way to plant, Ann! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Chickens don't clap! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." There are dozens of us! Dozens!

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. What have we always said is the most important thing? If that man's straight, then I am sober. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I've made a huge tiny mistake. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? With spicy club sauce. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Mission Accomplished. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. It's ok. You be with Yam.