You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." You boys know how to shovel coal?

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I made a huge tiny mistake. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. It's ok. You be with Yam. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Happy Franklin Friday.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! It's ok. You be with Yam. You're Killing Me, Buster. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Turn this skiff around! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. The Army had half a day. Oh, COME ON! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.