I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. What a fun, sexy time for you. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Heyyyyy, hermano. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! It's ok. You be with Yam. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Fun and failure both start out the same way. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Everybody dance NOW. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Tobias Fünke costume. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Let me out that Queen.

Family Love Michael. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Perhaps an attic shall I seek. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.