Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Mission Accomplished. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? A million ****ing diamonds! She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I made a huge tiny mistake. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And the soup of the day is bread. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Mission Accomplished. Daddy horny, Michael. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Chickens don't clap!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I've made a huge tiny mistake.