I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Everybody dance… NOW. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I hear the jury's still out on science. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

Daddy horny, Michael. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

Way to plant, Ann! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Why are you squeezing me with your body? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Happy Franklin Friday. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Friday night. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Let me out that Queen. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.