It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. They frame my junk.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's a wonderful restaurant! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. She calls it a mayonegg.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

The Army had half a day. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. It's ok. You be with Yam. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! But where did the lighter fluid come from?