A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. And the soup of the day is bread. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Don't call my escorts whores. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Let's see some bananas and nuts! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. And the soup of the day is bread.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. You're Killing Me, Buster. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Hair up, glasses off. But where did the lighter fluid come from?