These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I made a huge tiny mistake. Heyyyyy, hermano. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? They frame my junk. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Chickens don't clap! This was a big get for God. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.