It's a wonderful restaurant! Everybody dance… NOW. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Happy Franklin Friday. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. That coat costs more than your house! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Touché, Pandora. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.