Don't call my escorts whores. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

It's OUR nausea. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. It's OUR nausea.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Let the great experiment begin! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! He's going to be all right. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

It's OUR nausea. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. With spicy club sauce. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Obviously this blue part here is the land.