I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Say goodbye to THESE! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. What's up, fizz-ellas.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Turn this skiff around! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. First I blow him, then I poke him. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON.

You can always tell a Milford man. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. That's my son, you pothead! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Touché, Pandora.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! God knows they're squinters. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.