I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. There's a girl in my soup! Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. They frame my junk. Heyyyyy, hermano. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. First I blow him, then I poke him. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Let the great experiment begin!

What a fun, sexy time for you. Family Love Michael. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.