I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Let me out that Queen. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

GENE!! [screams] I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

It feels good to be back in a queen! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Heyyyyy, hermano. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Don't call my escorts whores. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. GENE!! [screams] You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

Annyong. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.