Fried cheese… with club sauce. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I made a huge tiny mistake.

A million ****ing diamonds! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Don't call my escorts whores. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. And the soup of the day is bread. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." What a fun, sexy time for you. They frame my junk. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? First I blow him, then I poke him.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

She calls it a mayonegg. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Friday night. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.