It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Annhog's coming? With spicy club sauce. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! It's a wonderful restaurant! I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I made a huge tiny mistake.