Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Touché, Pandora. Everybody dance… NOW. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I'M A MONSTER!! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Fun and failure both start out the same way. You boys know how to shovel coal? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If that man's straight, then I am sober. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Let's see some bananas and nuts! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

See for more good stuff. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.