I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. She calls it a Mayonegg.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!

Everybody dance NOW. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Annyong. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Annhog's coming?

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. He's going to be all right. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.