Everybody dance NOW. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

It feels good to be back in a queen! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. And the soup of the day is bread.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Friday night. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. NO TOUCHING!

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

First I blow him, then I poke him. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Operation Hot Mother.

God knows they're squinters. I made a huge tiny mistake. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Also, your knee is on my heart.