Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Turn this skiff around!

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Tobias Fünke costume. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. You boys know how to shovel coal? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! You can control your bladder when you're dead!

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Go ahead, touch the cornballer. You're Killing Me, Buster.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Operation Hot Mother. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Turn this skiff around! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Tobias is Queen Mary. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Let the great experiment begin!

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. The Army had half a day. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Daddy horny, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.