Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

The Army had half a day. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Hair up, glasses off. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I should be in this Poof. I may have committed some light treason.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. There's a girl in my soup! Touché, Pandora. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. There are dozens of us! Dozens! They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If that man's straight, then I am sober.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.