No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. They frame my junk. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

You boys know how to shovel coal? Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Tobias is Queen Mary. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. God knows they're squinters.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Why are you squeezing me with your body? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. This was a big get for God. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No.