Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's OUR nausea. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. It's OUR nausea. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I'M A MONSTER!! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I'm gonna go get sexy. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

Mission Accomplished. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on!