Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Let the great experiment begin! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Butterscotch! Want a lick?

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I'm gonna go get sexy. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

You're Killing Me, Buster. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. That coat costs more than your house!

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Annhog's coming? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. I hear the jury's still out on science. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

Quicken! Premiere! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Friday night.