Let me out that Queen. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!
Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.
I hear the jury's still out on science. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I hear the jury's still out on science. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.
We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Way to plant, Ann! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Let's see some bananas and nuts! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.
If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.
Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. A night of heterosexual intercourse.
Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.
Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. It walked on my pillow!