I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. That coat costs more than your house! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. It's OUR nausea.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Chickens don't clap! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Tobias Fünke costume. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

Everybody dance… NOW. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.