Teamocil. It's a wonderful restaurant! You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia?

Also, your knee is on my heart. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I'm gonna go get sexy. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Don't call my escorts whores.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. There's a girl in my soup!

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Family Love Michael.

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Fried cheese… with club sauce. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. There's a girl in my soup!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

This was a big get for God. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.