It walked on my pillow! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? They frame my junk. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Friday night.

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Touché, Pandora. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Don't call my escorts whores.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Touché, Pandora. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.