So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. What a fun, sexy time for you. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Way to plant, Ann! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Touché, Pandora. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

Mission Accomplished. Turn this skiff around! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?