Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Family Love Michael. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! You boys know how to shovel coal?

NO TOUCHING! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. They don't allow you to have bees in here. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. It feels good to be back in a queen! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. What have we always said is the most important thing?

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. A million ****ing diamonds! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! He's going to be all right. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Oh, COME ON! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? I made a huge tiny mistake.

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. That's my son, you pothead! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. And the soup of the day is bread.