I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I'm sure Egg is a great person. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Fried cheese… with club sauce. They don't allow you to have bees in here. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I'm gonna go get sexy. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I hear the jury's still out on science. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.