Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I hear the jury's still out on science. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Tobias is Queen Mary.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Say goodbye to THESE! Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. It feels good to be back in a queen! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I hear the jury's still out on science. Chickens don't clap! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. You're Killing Me, Buster. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. NO TOUCHING!

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. God knows they're squinters. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.