¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

You boys know how to shovel coal? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! You don't want a hungry dove down your pants.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Monday morning. COME ON! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."