Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Oh, COME ON! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Everybody dance… NOW. God knows they're squinters.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

He's going to be all right. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Why are you squeezing me with your body? And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I should be in this Poof.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Say goodbye to THESE! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.