I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Quicken! Premiere! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. First I blow him, then I poke him. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. I'M A MONSTER!! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Fried cheese… with club sauce. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Hair up, glasses off.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.