She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Those are balls.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. That's my son, you pothead! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

She calls it a mayonegg. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Let the great experiment begin! If that man's straight, then I am sober. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I may have committed some light treason. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Daddy horny, Michael. I'M A MONSTER!! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

Everybody dance… NOW. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.