I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You can control your bladder when you're dead! You can control your bladder when you're dead! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Turn this skiff around! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Say goodbye to THESE! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. What a fun, sexy time for you. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

Perhaps an attic shall I seek. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.