Turn this skiff around! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I made a huge tiny mistake. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

Family Love Michael. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Mission Accomplished. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I'm sure Egg is a great person. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Obviously this blue part here is the land. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I hear the jury's still out on science. Say goodbye to THESE! She calls it a Mayonegg. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'M A MONSTER!! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.