A night of heterosexual intercourse. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. But where did the lighter fluid come from? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. You're blowing my mind, Frank. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Shémale. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

Everybody dance… NOW. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. What's up, fizz-ellas. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Also, your knee is on my heart. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!