Those are balls. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Speaking of settling, How's Ann? No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

He's going to be all right. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. What have we always said is the most important thing? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

I made a huge tiny mistake. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Let me out that Queen. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.