It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. It walked on my pillow!

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

I may have committed some light treason. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I've made a huge tiny mistake. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I didn't mean who… I meant… her? You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Shémale.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You can always tell a Milford man. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Mission Accomplished. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.