Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Daddy horny, Michael. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Operation Hot Mother. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Tobias is Queen Mary.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

A million ****ing diamonds! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!