Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. She calls it a Mayonegg. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. It's OUR nausea. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Happy Franklin Friday. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

That coat costs more than your house! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. What have we always said is the most important thing? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Steve Holt? The moron jock? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Butterscotch! Want a lick?

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. He's going to be all right. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Happy Franklin Friday. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.