I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? It feels good to be back in a queen! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Say goodbye to THESE! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? There are dozens of us! DOZENS! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Douche chill! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. It's a wonderful restaurant! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. That coat costs more than your house! And the soup of the day is bread. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

It's a wonderful restaurant! A million ****ing diamonds! Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine.

Turn this skiff around! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ You're Killing Me, Buster.

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

One for the ladies. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Way to plant, Ann! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.