And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Teamocil. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Those are balls. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

I made a huge tiny mistake. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Douche chill!

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! It feels good to be back in a queen! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I cheated and I lied and I whored around.