So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! First I blow him, then I poke him.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ I hear the jury's still out on science. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Let the great experiment begin! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? That's my son, you pothead! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!