Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. It feels good to be back in a queen! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

It walked on my pillow! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Hair up, glasses off. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Let the great experiment begin! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.