I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

You boys know how to shovel coal? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I should be in this Poof. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Mission Accomplished. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

It's a wonderful restaurant! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Douche chill! Happy Franklin Friday. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. Bob Loblaw Law Blog.