Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I've made a huge tiny mistake.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! First I blow him, then I poke him. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Hair up, glasses off. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. What's up, fizz-ellas. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.