Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Teamocil. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Operation Hot Mother.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I hear the jury's still out on science.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Monday morning. COME ON! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.