Everybody dance… NOW. What have we always said is the most important thing?

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. You can always tell a Milford man.

Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Don't call my escorts whores. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.