Annyong. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Steve Holt? The moron jock?

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! What have we always said is the most important thing? I hear the jury's still out on science. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Heyyyyy, hermano. Everybody dance NOW. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Oh, COME ON! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. What's up, fizz-ellas. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. He's going to be all right. That's my son, you pothead! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… She calls it a Mayonegg. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Teamocil.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Family Love Michael. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Teamocil. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.