You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Way to plant, Ann! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Tobias Fünke costume. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Let me out that Queen. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

I'm gonna go get sexy. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

Tobias Fünke costume. NO TOUCHING! You're Killing Me, Buster. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Chickens don't clap!

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.