O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Also, your knee is on my heart. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Way to plant, Ann! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Everybody dance NOW. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. What have we always said is the most important thing? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I'm gonna go get sexy. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Turn this skiff around!

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.