Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. But where did the lighter fluid come from? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. You can always tell a Milford man. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. She calls it a Mayonegg. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

Teamocil. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Friday night.