¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Butterscotch! Want a lick? Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? It's OUR nausea. They don't allow you to have bees in here.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Tobias is Queen Mary. What's up, fizz-ellas. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.