She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? It's a wonderful restaurant! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. NO TOUCHING! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. One for the ladies. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Douche chill! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I made a huge tiny mistake. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!