Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Tobias Fünke costume. That coat costs more than your house! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. Turn this skiff around! Let the great experiment begin! Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Everybody dance NOW. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! She calls it a mayonegg. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Let the great experiment begin! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. What have we always said is the most important thing? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.