Fun and failure both start out the same way. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Douche chill! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

They don't allow you to have bees in here. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Daddy horny, Michael.

Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! What's up, fizz-ellas. I'm sure Egg is a great person. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Operation Hot Mother.

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.