She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Tobias is Queen Mary. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Chickens don't clap! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Chickens don't clap! One for the ladies. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

Turn this skiff around! We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Also, your knee is on my heart. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Also, your knee is on my heart. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.