Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Teamocil.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. They frame my junk. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. What a fun, sexy time for you. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… A night of heterosexual intercourse. Way to plant, Ann!

Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. They don't allow you to have bees in here. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Happy Franklin Friday. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Annyong. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'm gonna go get sexy.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. That's my son, you pothead! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.