Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.

Heyyyyy, hermano. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. He's going to be all right. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Chickens don't clap!

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. And the soup of the day is bread. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Daddy horny, Michael. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

Quicken! Premiere! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Shémale. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Fried cheese… with club sauce.