I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. There's a girl in my soup! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Annyong.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

NO TOUCHING! Touché, Pandora. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. That's my son, you pothead! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Quicken! Premiere! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

What's up, fizz-ellas. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

I'm gonna go get sexy. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?