I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Douche chill! A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Daddy horny, Michael. GENE!! [screams] A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. See for more good stuff. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Mission Accomplished. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. It's OUR nausea. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. A night of heterosexual intercourse. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.