Let's see some bananas and nuts! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Chickens don't clap! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

It feels good to be back in a queen! Turn this skiff around! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Also, your knee is on my heart. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Shémale. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

Operation Hot Mother. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Fried cheese… with club sauce. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Hair up, glasses off. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.