I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? You can always tell a Milford man. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Tobias Fünke costume. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Also, your knee is on my heart. Quicken! Premiere! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Friday night.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! You're Killing Me, Buster. You can control your bladder when you're dead! He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. She calls it a mayonegg. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Why are you squeezing me with your body?