Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. There's a girl in my soup! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Those are balls.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Family Love Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I made a huge tiny mistake. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. There are dozens of us! Dozens! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. That's my son, you pothead! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.