Annyong. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. He's going to be all right. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Douche chill!

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. The Army had half a day. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Daddy horny, Michael.

Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

You can control your bladder when you're dead! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Say goodbye to THESE! Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Touché, Pandora. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…