A million ****ing diamonds! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There's a girl in my soup! You boys know how to shovel coal? There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Steve Holt? The moron jock? [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I may have committed some light treason. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. A million ****ing diamonds! What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Let the great experiment begin! Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Teamocil. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I should be in this Poof.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! With spicy club sauce.