A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? And THAT'S why you always leave a note. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I'M A MONSTER!! It's OUR nausea. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. One for the ladies. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

Tobias Fünke costume. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Chickens don't clap! Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Let's see some bananas and nuts! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Teamocil. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I made a huge tiny mistake. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.