But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. You're Killing Me, Buster. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Daddy horny, Michael. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Chickens don't clap! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. She calls it a mayonegg.

A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw!

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.