There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. You're Killing Me, Buster. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Annhog's coming?

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

Daddy horny, Michael. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Say goodbye to THESE! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Annhog's coming? Go ahead, touch the cornballer. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.