I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. They frame my junk. Annhog's coming? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Daddy horny, Michael. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! It's OUR nausea.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. What have we always said is the most important thing? A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. The Army had half a day.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Tobias is Queen Mary. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. I should be in this Poof. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Operation Hot Mother. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!