One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. She calls it a mayonegg. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

Also, your knee is on my heart. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Family Love Michael.

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

I made a huge tiny mistake. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. You're blowing my mind, Frank. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Tobias is Queen Mary.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.