I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! I hear the jury's still out on science. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Touché, Pandora.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. The Army had half a day. What have we always said is the most important thing? He's going to be all right. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Obviously this blue part here is the land. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. First I blow him, then I poke him.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? See for more good stuff. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. She calls it a mayonegg. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… There's a girl in my soup! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?