He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. She calls it a Mayonegg. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's ok. You be with Yam. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Chickens don't clap! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? It's ok. You be with Yam. It walked on my pillow! You're blowing my mind, Frank. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

I may have committed some light treason. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?