Way to plant, Ann! See for more good stuff. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

It walked on my pillow! Hair up, glasses off. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Teamocil. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Quicken! Premiere! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! It's a wonderful restaurant! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Everybody dance… NOW. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Let me out that Queen.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Douche chill!

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.