Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Fun and failure both start out the same way.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Shémale.

The Army had half a day. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ You can always tell a Milford man.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Happy Franklin Friday. Teamocil. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. And the soup of the day is bread. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. GENE!! [screams]

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!