You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." I cheated and I lied and I whored around. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

Friday night. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! That's my son, you pothead!

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I made a huge tiny mistake. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! And the soup of the day is bread.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. But where did the lighter fluid come from? If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.