They frame my junk. What's up, fizz-ellas. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I may have committed some light treason. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Let the great experiment begin! ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Everybody dance NOW. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

She calls it a mayonegg. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I'm sure Egg is a great person. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Turn this skiff around! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH!