Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

With spicy club sauce. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Way to plant, Ann!

Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Hair up, glasses off. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Turn this skiff around! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Touché, Pandora. Annhog's coming? I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.