Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." You can always tell a Milford man. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? She calls it a mayonegg. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Steve Holt? The moron jock? They frame my junk. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Chickens don't clap! Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.