Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I made a huge tiny mistake.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Let me out that Queen. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I made a huge tiny mistake. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Chickens don't clap!

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

Heyyyyy, hermano. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? She calls it a mayonegg. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Operation Hot Mother. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.