Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! You're Killing Me, Buster. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Tobias Fünke costume. Tobias Fünke costume. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. It's a wonderful restaurant!

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

There's a girl in my soup! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Turn this skiff around! ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Operation Hot Mother.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Hair up, glasses off. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Happy Franklin Friday. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. You can always tell a Milford man. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. If that man's straight, then I am sober. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I've made a huge tiny mistake. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.