You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. You can always tell a Milford man.

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! One for the ladies. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Teamocil. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

The Army had half a day. Don't call my escorts whores. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Tobias Fünke costume.

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let me out that Queen.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.