Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. If that man's straight, then I am sober. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! You can control your bladder when you're dead!

I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I may have committed some light treason. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Operation Hot Mother. I'M A MONSTER!! It's OUR nausea. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Let's see some bananas and nuts! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Say goodbye to THESE!

I'm gonna go get sexy. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

One for the ladies. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann.

I'M A MONSTER!! Mission Accomplished. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking.

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I made a huge tiny mistake. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.