God knows they're squinters. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! With spicy club sauce.

Way to plant, Ann! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? You're blowing my mind, Frank. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Heart attack never stopped old big bear!

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Tobias is Queen Mary. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.