Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Everybody dance NOW. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Annyong. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

One for the ladies. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.