NO TOUCHING! Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Also, your knee is on my heart. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

But where did the lighter fluid come from? I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

That coat costs more than your house! You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Everybody dance NOW. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. There's a girl in my soup!

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Why are you squeezing me with your body? One for the ladies. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

Family Love Michael. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. Mission Accomplished. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.