There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Monday morning. COME ON! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

I've made a huge tiny mistake. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

You boys know how to shovel coal? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Hair up, glasses off. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. It walked on my pillow!