Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. I made a huge tiny mistake. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. First I blow him, then I poke him. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

Daddy horny, Michael. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Oh, COME ON! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." But where did the lighter fluid come from? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Heyyyyy, hermano. Everybody dance NOW. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties.

Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's ok. You be with Yam. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.