Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. They frame my junk. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Annyong.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Let the great experiment begin! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

I'm gonna go get sexy. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. You can always tell a Milford man.

First I blow him, then I poke him. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Steve Holt? The moron jock? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Say goodbye to THESE!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?