A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You boys know how to shovel coal? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

Touché, Pandora. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Turn this skiff around!

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Let me out that Queen. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Why are you squeezing me with your body? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.