Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. If that man's straight, then I am sober. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I should be in this Poof.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You're blowing my mind, Frank. You boys know how to shovel coal? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Tobias is Queen Mary. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. I hear the jury's still out on science. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Say goodbye to THESE! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Operation Hot Mother.