Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Tobias is Queen Mary.

What a fun, sexy time for you. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I'M A MONSTER!!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Douche chill! Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. God knows they're squinters. They frame my junk.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

Shémale. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! There's a girl in my soup! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.