I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Also, your knee is on my heart.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Let me out that Queen. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. It feels good to be back in a queen! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Friday night. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM!

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! If that man's straight, then I am sober. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. He's going to be all right. You can always tell a Milford man. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– First I blow him, then I poke him. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.