Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I hear the jury's still out on science. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Annyong.

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! She calls it a Mayonegg.

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's OUR nausea. Touché, Pandora.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Shémale. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. One for the ladies. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

The Army had half a day. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!