She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Friday night. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Fried cheese… with club sauce.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Daddy horny, Michael. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Chickens don't clap! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

You can always tell a Milford man. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Say goodbye to THESE! Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Shémale. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Monday morning. COME ON! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Mission Accomplished. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Friday night. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did.