What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Also, your knee is on my heart. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Talk you off what, Pop Pop? I made a huge tiny mistake. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Chickens don't clap! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room?