Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. This was a big get for God. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Touché, Pandora. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. They frame my junk.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! And although the intervention didn't work, it turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. What's up, fizz-ellas. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Everybody dance… NOW.

Hair up, glasses off. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Fried cheese… with club sauce. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?