Mission Accomplished. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

You boys know how to shovel coal? I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Oh, COME ON! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. One for the ladies. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Everybody dance… NOW.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.