It's OUR nausea. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I'M A MONSTER!! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. She calls it a mayonegg.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Operation Hot Mother. Everybody dance… NOW.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.